The Carroll News- RSS opinion Feed Wed, 16 Apr 2014 03:50:38 EST 1800 Laundry tips for men The other day the Mistress of the Manor was relaying some interesting information about laundry. Okay, maybe not interesting, but informative, if you're into that kind of thing. She began to explain how often a woman should wash a blouse, pants,... Thu, 10 Apr 2014 00:01:00 EST Westboro monsters ask for decency, respect My column today is about a man I feel is hanging among such notables as Hitler and Idi Amin in the level of Hell set aside for the worst of the worst. This level is so bad that Dante didn't even include it in the Divine Comedy. The man is Fred... Wed, 2 Apr 2014 00:01:00 EST A festival for everyone Who likes festivals? Okay, judging by the waving of hands and screaming, I think I can say that most all of you do. Yes, a festival can raise the spirits, bring joy to the heart and, in some cases, leave you wondering where you left your pants. But,... Thu, 27 Mar 2014 00:01:00 EST There may be drool In an effort to promote reading, today I will be addressing a number of benefits that can be attained by participating in such as stimulating source of entertainment. Thu, 20 Mar 2014 00:01:00 EST How did we end up with Dave Matthews? Let's talk music, how about it? Thu, 13 Mar 2014 00:01:00 EST There’s a magazine for everyone Do you wish that somebody would publish a magazine that addresses your interests? Are you tired of reading about Justin Beiber's latest run-in with the law, tired of reading about Angeline Jolie's impending birth of an alien baby, or sick... Thu, 6 Mar 2014 00:01:00 EST Don’t mention the rug mites Say you're prepping for a big job interview. You're worried you won't impress. You're worried that your interviewer will think you're a no-talent, worthless mass of steaming waste. Well, it may be the way you present... Wed, 26 Feb 2014 00:01:00 EST Olympics need spicing up Say you've enjoyed the Olympic Winter Games, but couldn't shake the feeling that something was missing, that there could be more diversity as far as competition. Are you worried that when the summer games roll around in two years, you will... Fri, 21 Feb 2014 00:01:00 EST