Hillsville to make good use of Carter Home parking lot
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Hillsville Town Manager Travis Jackson says the town has big plans for the Hale-Wilkinson-Carter Home parking lot, which was officially transferred to town ownership by Carroll County during the board of supervisors’ meeting on June 10.

Although Town Manager Travis Jackson already has some ideas as to how to utilize the property, he said a representative of the Virginia Department of Tourism will be visiting the town on June 25 to provide more expertise.

“We’re in the process of developing a town marketing plan, which is necessary for us to develop tourism zones and a necessary ordinance to provide incentives for business to locate in town,” says Jackson. “One incentive is the state will rebate one percent of the sales tax collected by a business back to the business.”

The state’s help in developing the marketing plan will be very cost effective for Hillsville.

“I’m very sensitive that we do not put more of a tax burden on our citizens than necessary,” says Jackson. “The state is providing its help at no cost to the town.”

Jackson sees the property as a “multipurpose facility.” Among the plans already in the works is the repaving of the parking lot. Jackson adds that once that is completed, it will also allow the town to host its own farmers’ market and expand downtown celebrations.

“A farmers’ market will allow our local citizens a chance to pull in the parking lot on a Saturday and sell their local produce. Farmers may grow some crops they wouldn’t normally,” Jackson says. “It will allow people to take advantage of good, nutritious food, and the extension office will be educating people on nutrition.”

A stage, which will be wired for lights and sound, in addition to having the ability to expand on both sides, will be built behind the Carter Home for the purpose of music and events by the Carroll County Historic Society.

“We could move our downtown celebrations across the street where there’s more room. It would also allow us to have two events going on at the same time,” says Jackson.

None of this would have been possible, however, is not for the cooperation between the town and county.

“The county recognizes every citizen in town is also a citizen of the county. The board of supervisors felt we needed to work together and so does our town council,” Jackson says. “I think this is what you’re going to see in the future. I’m very pleased with our town council and the board of supervisors. Our visions are completely aligned.”

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Ann Carnegie Smythers, 79, of Woodlawn, Virginia passed away Wednesday June 19, 2013 at Trinity Mission, Hillsville, VA. Mrs. Smythers was born March 5, 1934 in Glasco, Scotland to Archibald and Margaret Carnegie. In addition to her parents she was preceded in death by her husband Wayne Dale Smythers and sister Elizabeth (Babs) Essex. She is survived by her daughter and son-in-law: Sharon and Tommy Delp of Woodlawn,Virginia; granddaughter and friend Kimberly Delp and Donnie Bonds of Galax, Virginia; two brothers Archie Carnegie and Tommie Carnegie both of England. A graveside service will be held Thursday, June 20, 2013 at 10:00 AM in the Monta Vista Cemetery, Galax, Virginia with Rev. Ernie Smith officiating. There will be no visitation at the funeral home.

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Tang indicted for manslaughter in Nelson’s death
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A Rural Hall, N.C. man has been indicted with involuntary manslaughter in the May 25 traffic death of local tow truck driver Russell Nelson.

According to Carroll County Commonwealth’s Attorney Nathan H. Lyons, a Carroll County Grand Jury indicted Jesse Tang of involuntary manslaughter on Monday. An indictment is a formal charge, not a finding of guilt.

Nelson, 75, was killed the morning of May 25 after loading a disabled vehicle on the cab of his Russell’s Garage rollback truck. According to Lyons, Nelson had loaded the vehicle and was attempting to get into the cab of the rollback when he was struck by a vehicle on the shoulder of the road at the 5.5 mile marker of Interstate 77 North, just south of Fancy Gap, sometime before 9 a.m. that morning.

“The involuntary manslaughter indictment is based on driver inattentiveness,” Lyons said. “He was driving on the shoulder when he hit a pedestrian on the shoulder of the road.”

Also indicted Monday by a Carroll County Grand Jury were:

Brittany Nicole Balser was indicted for malicious wounding.

Toby Joe Barley was indicted for larceny third offense.

Tina Leigh Baumgardner was indicted for shoplifting third offense.

Carl Joseph Blahnik was indicted for possession of a firearm after being convicted of a violent felony.

Douglas Michael Bolen, Jr. was indicted for grand larceny.

Timothy Banks Brannock was indicted for five counts of grand larceny and one count each of destruction of property and eluding a law enforcement officer.

Michael Paul Brewer was indicted for two counts of malicious injury and one count of abduction.

Eric James Brinegar was indicted for one count each of possession of marijuana with intent to distribute more than five pounds, manufacture of marijuana, and possession of a firearm while possessing marijuana.

Jeremiah James Caudill was indicted for one count each of shoplifting and conspiracy to shoplifting.

William Randall Collins was indicted for bad check.

James Allen Cox was indicted for grand larceny.

Joey Allen Dalton, Sr. was indicted for one count each of possession of a firearm after being convicted of a violent felony, statutory burglary, and grand larceny.

Tonya Renee Francis was indicted for possession of a Schedule II drug (methamphetamine).

Wendy Leigh Frank was indicted for larceny third offense.

Kevin Heath Frazier was indicted for possession of a Schedule II drug (methamphetamine).

Richard Wilson Garrett was indicted for attempted capital murder, three counts of attempted malicious wounding of a law enforcement officer, and one count each of assault and battery on a police officer, attempted escape, escape, grand larceny, and eluding a law enforcement officer.

Kristin Danielle Heaton was indicted for grand larceny.

Jason Lee Hill was indicted for assault and battery against a family or household member.

Jerry Odell Johnson was indicted for possession of a firearm after being convicted of a felony.

Christopher Brandon Jones was indicted for one count each of statutory burglary, conspiracy to commit statutory burglary, grand larceny, and conspiracy to commit grand larceny.

Cleve Junior Lester was indicted for possession of a Schedule II drug (oxycodone) and obtaining drugs by false pretenses.

Naomi Michelle McKinney was indicted for grand larceny and conspiracy to commit grand larceny.

Donny Lee Moore was indicted for two counts of shoplifting third offense.

Raymond Franklin Moore, Jr. was indicted for grand larceny.

Daniel Isaiah Osborne was indicted for statutory burglary.

Edgar Melvin Pauley, Jr. was indicted for possession of a Schedule II drug (methamphetamine).

Timothy Wayne Smith was indicted for possession of a firearm after being convicted of a felony.

Randy Reaves Snow was indicted for possession of a Schedule II drug (oxymorphone).

Julio Angel Torres was indicted for shoplifting third offense.

Dorothy Bowles White was indicted for one count each of forgery and uttering.

Patrick Wayne Cobler was indicted for possession of a Schedule I drug (methylone) with intent to district.

Matthew Isaiah Pruitt was indicted for two counts of credit card forgery.

Teresa R. Sigmon was indicted for one count each of furnishing a firearm to a felon and altering a serial number on a firearm.

Mark Steven Smith was indicted for grand larceny.

Emmett Ray Stephenson was indicted for possession of a firearm after being convicted of a violent felony.

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The Mistress of the Manor and I watched the Miss USA Pageant for a little while Sunday night before opting for reading a book and internet scrabble. Yes, really. Now, I will admit that the part of the pageant we did watch, I probably watched a little bit closer than my beloved of over 40 years so it didn’t take me long to tab the deserved winner – Miss South Carolina – but even I grew tired of the silliness of it all.

Let’s be honest, once the swimsuit competition is over, the pageant pretty much loses all its pizzazz, at least from the male perspective. I think women like the evening gown competition because of the beautiful dresses. Then there’s the intellect section where each young lovely is asked a profound question, such as “Do you prefer your boyfriend to wear boxers or briefs.” If the question is tougher than that, most of the contestants get glassy-eyed, twitch, struggle to answer coherently, and may even drool on themselves.

Who are we kidding here? Does anybody really care what any of the contestants have to say? Well, there might be a few, but, in reality, the question portion of the competition is just a ploy to make viewers believe the pageant is more than a beauty contest. Yes, a beauty pageant. Of course, the Miss America Pageant is more of the same.

Personally, I think we need to spice up these pageants with some different competitions. One I would suggest, if asked, is called the “Plain Jane” competition. Here, the contestants must appear before the judges and the viewing audience without any makeup or hair styling. That way, we can really see what they’re made of. Heck, even with tons of makeup, there are always a couple of girls who beg the question, “Is that the best Nevada can come up with?” There was one contestant Sunday night who looked like Marsha Brady after Bobby hit her in the face with a football.

I would still have the intellect competition, but I would alter it somewhat by having the contestants do shots for three solid hours prior to the pageant. Then I would ask them a question like, “Why is Soren Kierkegaard generally considered the first existentialist philosopher, and do you agree with his philosophy, why or why not?” and let the fun ensue.

Since I noticed Sunday night during a dance number that some of the girls were rhythmically challenged, I think we need a coordination competition. It would have two parts, one, the contestants would have to perform a modern dance, a pole is optional, and, two, they would have to walk the length of the stage in four-inch heels while carrying a tray full of drinks. However, to make this more interesting, once again I would have them do shots three solid hours prior to the show.

I would also have a car parking competition, the you can take that however you want, the do-I-pay-the-light-bill-or-buy-the-most-darling-shoes competition, and the how-best-to-get-out-of-a-traffic-ticket competition. These are all important things to know.

I think these changes would not only make the Miss USA and Miss America pageants more interesting, but give us all a better idea of the contestant’s abilities. I mean we don’t want just any girl representing this great country, we need to have someone who can handle herself in all situations, sober or drunk.

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Ann Carnegie Smythers, 79, of Woodlawn, Virginia passed away Wednesday June 19, 2013 at Trinity Mission, Hillsville, VA. Mrs. Smythers was born March 5, 1934 in Glasco, Scotland to Archibald and Margaret Carnegie. In addition to her parents she was preceded in death by her husband Wayne Dale Smythers and sister Elizabeth (Babs) Essex. She is survived by her daughter and son-in-law: Sharon and Tommy Delp of Woodlawn,Virginia; granddaughter and friend Kimberly Delp and Donnie Bonds of Galax, Virginia; two brothers Archie Carnegie and Tommie Carnegie both of England. A graveside service will be held Thursday, June 20, 2013 at 10:00 AM in the Monta Vista Cemetery, Galax, Virginia with Rev. Ernie Smith officiating. There will be no visitation at the funeral home.

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A Rural Hall, N.C. man has been indicted with involuntary manslaughter in the May 25 traffic death of local tow truck driver Russell Nelson.

According to Carroll County Commonwealth’s Attorney Nathan H. Lyons, a Carroll County Grand Jury indicted Jesse Tang of involuntary manslaughter on Monday. An indictment is a formal charge, not a finding of guilt.

Nelson, 75, was killed the morning of May 25 after loading a disabled vehicle on the cab of his Russell’s Garage rollback truck. According to Lyons, Nelson had loaded the vehicle and was attempting to get into the cab of the rollback when he was struck by a vehicle on the shoulder of the road at the 5.5 mile marker of Interstate 77 North, just south of Fancy Gap, sometime before 9 a.m. that morning.

“The involuntary manslaughter indictment is based on driver inattentiveness,” Lyons said. “He was driving on the shoulder when he hit a pedestrian on the shoulder of the road.”

Also indicted Monday by a Carroll County Grand Jury were:

Brittany Nicole Balser was indicted for malicious wounding.

Toby Joe Barley was indicted for larceny third offense.

Tina Leigh Baumgardner was indicted for shoplifting third offense.

Carl Joseph Blahnik was indicted for possession of a firearm after being convicted of a violent felony.

Douglas Michael Bolen, Jr. was indicted for grand larceny.

Timothy Banks Brannock was indicted for five counts of grand larceny and one count each of destruction of property and eluding a law enforcement officer.

Michael Paul Brewer was indicted for two counts of malicious injury and one count of abduction.

Eric James Brinegar was indicted for one count each of possession of marijuana with intent to distribute more than five pounds, manufacture of marijuana, and possession of a firearm while possessing marijuana.

Jeremiah James Caudill was indicted for one count each of shoplifting and conspiracy to shoplifting.

William Randall Collins was indicted for bad check.

James Allen Cox was indicted for grand larceny.

Joey Allen Dalton, Sr. was indicted for one count each of possession of a firearm after being convicted of a violent felony, statutory burglary, and grand larceny.

Tonya Renee Francis was indicted for possession of a Schedule II drug (methamphetamine).

Wendy Leigh Frank was indicted for larceny third offense.

Kevin Heath Frazier was indicted for possession of a Schedule II drug (methamphetamine).

Richard Wilson Garrett was indicted for attempted capital murder, three counts of attempted malicious wounding of a law enforcement officer, and one count each of assault and battery on a police officer, attempted escape, escape, grand larceny, and eluding a law enforcement officer.

Kristin Danielle Heaton was indicted for grand larceny.

Jason Lee Hill was indicted for assault and battery against a family or household member.

Jerry Odell Johnson was indicted for possession of a firearm after being convicted of a felony.

Christopher Brandon Jones was indicted for one count each of statutory burglary, conspiracy to commit statutory burglary, grand larceny, and conspiracy to commit grand larceny.

Cleve Junior Lester was indicted for possession of a Schedule II drug (oxycodone) and obtaining drugs by false pretenses.

Naomi Michelle McKinney was indicted for grand larceny and conspiracy to commit grand larceny.

Donny Lee Moore was indicted for two counts of shoplifting third offense.

Raymond Franklin Moore, Jr. was indicted for grand larceny.

Daniel Isaiah Osborne was indicted for statutory burglary.

Edgar Melvin Pauley, Jr. was indicted for possession of a Schedule II drug (methamphetamine).

Timothy Wayne Smith was indicted for possession of a firearm after being convicted of a felony.

Randy Reaves Snow was indicted for possession of a Schedule II drug (oxymorphone).

Julio Angel Torres was indicted for shoplifting third offense.

Dorothy Bowles White was indicted for one count each of forgery and uttering.

Patrick Wayne Cobler was indicted for possession of a Schedule I drug (methylone) with intent to district.

Matthew Isaiah Pruitt was indicted for two counts of credit card forgery.

Teresa R. Sigmon was indicted for one count each of furnishing a firearm to a felon and altering a serial number on a firearm.

Mark Steven Smith was indicted for grand larceny.

Emmett Ray Stephenson was indicted for possession of a firearm after being convicted of a violent felony.

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The Mistress of the Manor and I watched the Miss USA Pageant for a little while Sunday night before opting for reading a book and internet scrabble. Yes, really. Now, I will admit that the part of the pageant we did watch, I probably watched a little bit closer than my beloved of over 40 years so it didn’t take me long to tab the deserved winner – Miss South Carolina – but even I grew tired of the silliness of it all.

Let’s be honest, once the swimsuit competition is over, the pageant pretty much loses all its pizzazz, at least from the male perspective. I think women like the evening gown competition because of the beautiful dresses. Then there’s the intellect section where each young lovely is asked a profound question, such as “Do you prefer your boyfriend to wear boxers or briefs.” If the question is tougher than that, most of the contestants get glassy-eyed, twitch, struggle to answer coherently, and may even drool on themselves.

Who are we kidding here? Does anybody really care what any of the contestants have to say? Well, there might be a few, but, in reality, the question portion of the competition is just a ploy to make viewers believe the pageant is more than a beauty contest. Yes, a beauty pageant. Of course, the Miss America Pageant is more of the same.

Personally, I think we need to spice up these pageants with some different competitions. One I would suggest, if asked, is called the “Plain Jane” competition. Here, the contestants must appear before the judges and the viewing audience without any makeup or hair styling. That way, we can really see what they’re made of. Heck, even with tons of makeup, there are always a couple of girls who beg the question, “Is that the best Nevada can come up with?” There was one contestant Sunday night who looked like Marsha Brady after Bobby hit her in the face with a football.

I would still have the intellect competition, but I would alter it somewhat by having the contestants do shots for three solid hours prior to the pageant. Then I would ask them a question like, “Why is Soren Kierkegaard generally considered the first existentialist philosopher, and do you agree with his philosophy, why or why not?” and let the fun ensue.

Since I noticed Sunday night during a dance number that some of the girls were rhythmically challenged, I think we need a coordination competition. It would have two parts, one, the contestants would have to perform a modern dance, a pole is optional, and, two, they would have to walk the length of the stage in four-inch heels while carrying a tray full of drinks. However, to make this more interesting, once again I would have them do shots three solid hours prior to the show.

I would also have a car parking competition, the you can take that however you want, the do-I-pay-the-light-bill-or-buy-the-most-darling-shoes competition, and the how-best-to-get-out-of-a-traffic-ticket competition. These are all important things to know.

I think these changes would not only make the Miss USA and Miss America pageants more interesting, but give us all a better idea of the contestant’s abilities. I mean we don’t want just any girl representing this great country, we need to have someone who can handle herself in all situations, sober or drunk.

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Ann Carnegie Smythers, 79, of Woodlawn, Virginia passed away Wednesday June 19, 2013 at Trinity Mission, Hillsville, VA. Mrs. Smythers was born March 5, 1934 in Glasco, Scotland to Archibald and Margaret Carnegie. In addition to her parents she was preceded in death by her husband Wayne Dale Smythers and sister Elizabeth (Babs) Essex. She is survived by her daughter and son-in-law: Sharon and Tommy Delp of Woodlawn,Virginia; granddaughter and friend Kimberly Delp and Donnie Bonds of Galax, Virginia; two brothers Archie Carnegie and Tommie Carnegie both of England. A graveside service will be held Thursday, June 20, 2013 at 10:00 AM in the Monta Vista Cemetery, Galax, Virginia with Rev. Ernie Smith officiating. There will be no visitation at the funeral home.

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A Rural Hall, N.C. man has been indicted with involuntary manslaughter in the May 25 traffic death of local tow truck driver Russell Nelson.

According to Carroll County Commonwealth’s Attorney Nathan H. Lyons, a Carroll County Grand Jury indicted Jesse Tang of involuntary manslaughter on Monday. An indictment is a formal charge, not a finding of guilt.

Nelson, 75, was killed the morning of May 25 after loading a disabled vehicle on the cab of his Russell’s Garage rollback truck. According to Lyons, Nelson had loaded the vehicle and was attempting to get into the cab of the rollback when he was struck by a vehicle on the shoulder of the road at the 5.5 mile marker of Interstate 77 North, just south of Fancy Gap, sometime before 9 a.m. that morning.

“The involuntary manslaughter indictment is based on driver inattentiveness,” Lyons said. “He was driving on the shoulder when he hit a pedestrian on the shoulder of the road.”

Also indicted Monday by a Carroll County Grand Jury were:

Brittany Nicole Balser was indicted for malicious wounding.

Toby Joe Barley was indicted for larceny third offense.

Tina Leigh Baumgardner was indicted for shoplifting third offense.

Carl Joseph Blahnik was indicted for possession of a firearm after being convicted of a violent felony.

Douglas Michael Bolen, Jr. was indicted for grand larceny.

Timothy Banks Brannock was indicted for five counts of grand larceny and one count each of destruction of property and eluding a law enforcement officer.

Michael Paul Brewer was indicted for two counts of malicious injury and one count of abduction.

Eric James Brinegar was indicted for one count each of possession of marijuana with intent to distribute more than five pounds, manufacture of marijuana, and possession of a firearm while possessing marijuana.

Jeremiah James Caudill was indicted for one count each of shoplifting and conspiracy to shoplifting.

William Randall Collins was indicted for bad check.

James Allen Cox was indicted for grand larceny.

Joey Allen Dalton, Sr. was indicted for one count each of possession of a firearm after being convicted of a violent felony, statutory burglary, and grand larceny.

Tonya Renee Francis was indicted for possession of a Schedule II drug (methamphetamine).

Wendy Leigh Frank was indicted for larceny third offense.

Kevin Heath Frazier was indicted for possession of a Schedule II drug (methamphetamine).

Richard Wilson Garrett was indicted for attempted capital murder, three counts of attempted malicious wounding of a law enforcement officer, and one count each of assault and battery on a police officer, attempted escape, escape, grand larceny, and eluding a law enforcement officer.

Kristin Danielle Heaton was indicted for grand larceny.

Jason Lee Hill was indicted for assault and battery against a family or household member.

Jerry Odell Johnson was indicted for possession of a firearm after being convicted of a felony.

Christopher Brandon Jones was indicted for one count each of statutory burglary, conspiracy to commit statutory burglary, grand larceny, and conspiracy to commit grand larceny.

Cleve Junior Lester was indicted for possession of a Schedule II drug (oxycodone) and obtaining drugs by false pretenses.

Naomi Michelle McKinney was indicted for grand larceny and conspiracy to commit grand larceny.

Donny Lee Moore was indicted for two counts of shoplifting third offense.

Raymond Franklin Moore, Jr. was indicted for grand larceny.

Daniel Isaiah Osborne was indicted for statutory burglary.

Edgar Melvin Pauley, Jr. was indicted for possession of a Schedule II drug (methamphetamine).

Timothy Wayne Smith was indicted for possession of a firearm after being convicted of a felony.

Randy Reaves Snow was indicted for possession of a Schedule II drug (oxymorphone).

Julio Angel Torres was indicted for shoplifting third offense.

Dorothy Bowles White was indicted for one count each of forgery and uttering.

Patrick Wayne Cobler was indicted for possession of a Schedule I drug (methylone) with intent to district.

Matthew Isaiah Pruitt was indicted for two counts of credit card forgery.

Teresa R. Sigmon was indicted for one count each of furnishing a firearm to a felon and altering a serial number on a firearm.

Mark Steven Smith was indicted for grand larceny.

Emmett Ray Stephenson was indicted for possession of a firearm after being convicted of a violent felony.

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The Mistress of the Manor and I watched the Miss USA Pageant for a little while Sunday night before opting for reading a book and internet scrabble. Yes, really. Now, I will admit that the part of the pageant we did watch, I probably watched a little bit closer than my beloved of over 40 years so it didn’t take me long to tab the deserved winner – Miss South Carolina – but even I grew tired of the silliness of it all.

Let’s be honest, once the swimsuit competition is over, the pageant pretty much loses all its pizzazz, at least from the male perspective. I think women like the evening gown competition because of the beautiful dresses. Then there’s the intellect section where each young lovely is asked a profound question, such as “Do you prefer your boyfriend to wear boxers or briefs.” If the question is tougher than that, most of the contestants get glassy-eyed, twitch, struggle to answer coherently, and may even drool on themselves.

Who are we kidding here? Does anybody really care what any of the contestants have to say? Well, there might be a few, but, in reality, the question portion of the competition is just a ploy to make viewers believe the pageant is more than a beauty contest. Yes, a beauty pageant. Of course, the Miss America Pageant is more of the same.

Personally, I think we need to spice up these pageants with some different competitions. One I would suggest, if asked, is called the “Plain Jane” competition. Here, the contestants must appear before the judges and the viewing audience without any makeup or hair styling. That way, we can really see what they’re made of. Heck, even with tons of makeup, there are always a couple of girls who beg the question, “Is that the best Nevada can come up with?” There was one contestant Sunday night who looked like Marsha Brady after Bobby hit her in the face with a football.

I would still have the intellect competition, but I would alter it somewhat by having the contestants do shots for three solid hours prior to the pageant. Then I would ask them a question like, “Why is Soren Kierkegaard generally considered the first existentialist philosopher, and do you agree with his philosophy, why or why not?” and let the fun ensue.

Since I noticed Sunday night during a dance number that some of the girls were rhythmically challenged, I think we need a coordination competition. It would have two parts, one, the contestants would have to perform a modern dance, a pole is optional, and, two, they would have to walk the length of the stage in four-inch heels while carrying a tray full of drinks. However, to make this more interesting, once again I would have them do shots three solid hours prior to the show.

I would also have a car parking competition, the you can take that however you want, the do-I-pay-the-light-bill-or-buy-the-most-darling-shoes competition, and the how-best-to-get-out-of-a-traffic-ticket competition. These are all important things to know.

I think these changes would not only make the Miss USA and Miss America pageants more interesting, but give us all a better idea of the contestant’s abilities. I mean we don’t want just any girl representing this great country, we need to have someone who can handle herself in all situations, sober or drunk.

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Ann Carnegie Smythers, 79, of Woodlawn, Virginia passed away Wednesday June 19, 2013 at Trinity Mission, Hillsville, VA. Mrs. Smythers was born March 5, 1934 in Glasco, Scotland to Archibald and Margaret Carnegie. In addition to her parents she was preceded in death by her husband Wayne Dale Smythers and sister Elizabeth (Babs) Essex. She is survived by her daughter and son-in-law: Sharon and Tommy Delp of Woodlawn,Virginia; granddaughter and friend Kimberly Delp and Donnie Bonds of Galax, Virginia; two brothers Archie Carnegie and Tommie Carnegie both of England. A graveside service will be held Thursday, June 20, 2013 at 10:00 AM in the Monta Vista Cemetery, Galax, Virginia with Rev. Ernie Smith officiating. There will be no visitation at the funeral home.

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A Rural Hall, N.C. man has been indicted with involuntary manslaughter in the May 25 traffic death of local tow truck driver Russell Nelson.

According to Carroll County Commonwealth’s Attorney Nathan H. Lyons, a Carroll County Grand Jury indicted Jesse Tang of involuntary manslaughter on Monday. An indictment is a formal charge, not a finding of guilt.

Nelson, 75, was killed the morning of May 25 after loading a disabled vehicle on the cab of his Russell’s Garage rollback truck. According to Lyons, Nelson had loaded the vehicle and was attempting to get into the cab of the rollback when he was struck by a vehicle on the shoulder of the road at the 5.5 mile marker of Interstate 77 North, just south of Fancy Gap, sometime before 9 a.m. that morning.

“The involuntary manslaughter indictment is based on driver inattentiveness,” Lyons said. “He was driving on the shoulder when he hit a pedestrian on the shoulder of the road.”

Also indicted Monday by a Carroll County Grand Jury were:

Brittany Nicole Balser was indicted for malicious wounding.

Toby Joe Barley was indicted for larceny third offense.

Tina Leigh Baumgardner was indicted for shoplifting third offense.

Carl Joseph Blahnik was indicted for possession of a firearm after being convicted of a violent felony.

Douglas Michael Bolen, Jr. was indicted for grand larceny.

Timothy Banks Brannock was indicted for five counts of grand larceny and one count each of destruction of property and eluding a law enforcement officer.

Michael Paul Brewer was indicted for two counts of malicious injury and one count of abduction.

Eric James Brinegar was indicted for one count each of possession of marijuana with intent to distribute more than five pounds, manufacture of marijuana, and possession of a firearm while possessing marijuana.

Jeremiah James Caudill was indicted for one count each of shoplifting and conspiracy to shoplifting.

William Randall Collins was indicted for bad check.

James Allen Cox was indicted for grand larceny.

Joey Allen Dalton, Sr. was indicted for one count each of possession of a firearm after being convicted of a violent felony, statutory burglary, and grand larceny.

Tonya Renee Francis was indicted for possession of a Schedule II drug (methamphetamine).

Wendy Leigh Frank was indicted for larceny third offense.

Kevin Heath Frazier was indicted for possession of a Schedule II drug (methamphetamine).

Richard Wilson Garrett was indicted for attempted capital murder, three counts of attempted malicious wounding of a law enforcement officer, and one count each of assault and battery on a police officer, attempted escape, escape, grand larceny, and eluding a law enforcement officer.

Kristin Danielle Heaton was indicted for grand larceny.

Jason Lee Hill was indicted for assault and battery against a family or household member.

Jerry Odell Johnson was indicted for possession of a firearm after being convicted of a felony.

Christopher Brandon Jones was indicted for one count each of statutory burglary, conspiracy to commit statutory burglary, grand larceny, and conspiracy to commit grand larceny.

Cleve Junior Lester was indicted for possession of a Schedule II drug (oxycodone) and obtaining drugs by false pretenses.

Naomi Michelle McKinney was indicted for grand larceny and conspiracy to commit grand larceny.

Donny Lee Moore was indicted for two counts of shoplifting third offense.

Raymond Franklin Moore, Jr. was indicted for grand larceny.

Daniel Isaiah Osborne was indicted for statutory burglary.

Edgar Melvin Pauley, Jr. was indicted for possession of a Schedule II drug (methamphetamine).

Timothy Wayne Smith was indicted for possession of a firearm after being convicted of a felony.

Randy Reaves Snow was indicted for possession of a Schedule II drug (oxymorphone).

Julio Angel Torres was indicted for shoplifting third offense.

Dorothy Bowles White was indicted for one count each of forgery and uttering.

Patrick Wayne Cobler was indicted for possession of a Schedule I drug (methylone) with intent to district.

Matthew Isaiah Pruitt was indicted for two counts of credit card forgery.

Teresa R. Sigmon was indicted for one count each of furnishing a firearm to a felon and altering a serial number on a firearm.

Mark Steven Smith was indicted for grand larceny.

Emmett Ray Stephenson was indicted for possession of a firearm after being convicted of a violent felony.

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The Mistress of the Manor and I watched the Miss USA Pageant for a little while Sunday night before opting for reading a book and internet scrabble. Yes, really. Now, I will admit that the part of the pageant we did watch, I probably watched a little bit closer than my beloved of over 40 years so it didn’t take me long to tab the deserved winner – Miss South Carolina – but even I grew tired of the silliness of it all.

Let’s be honest, once the swimsuit competition is over, the pageant pretty much loses all its pizzazz, at least from the male perspective. I think women like the evening gown competition because of the beautiful dresses. Then there’s the intellect section where each young lovely is asked a profound question, such as “Do you prefer your boyfriend to wear boxers or briefs.” If the question is tougher than that, most of the contestants get glassy-eyed, twitch, struggle to answer coherently, and may even drool on themselves.

Who are we kidding here? Does anybody really care what any of the contestants have to say? Well, there might be a few, but, in reality, the question portion of the competition is just a ploy to make viewers believe the pageant is more than a beauty contest. Yes, a beauty pageant. Of course, the Miss America Pageant is more of the same.

Personally, I think we need to spice up these pageants with some different competitions. One I would suggest, if asked, is called the “Plain Jane” competition. Here, the contestants must appear before the judges and the viewing audience without any makeup or hair styling. That way, we can really see what they’re made of. Heck, even with tons of makeup, there are always a couple of girls who beg the question, “Is that the best Nevada can come up with?” There was one contestant Sunday night who looked like Marsha Brady after Bobby hit her in the face with a football.

I would still have the intellect competition, but I would alter it somewhat by having the contestants do shots for three solid hours prior to the pageant. Then I would ask them a question like, “Why is Soren Kierkegaard generally considered the first existentialist philosopher, and do you agree with his philosophy, why or why not?” and let the fun ensue.

Since I noticed Sunday night during a dance number that some of the girls were rhythmically challenged, I think we need a coordination competition. It would have two parts, one, the contestants would have to perform a modern dance, a pole is optional, and, two, they would have to walk the length of the stage in four-inch heels while carrying a tray full of drinks. However, to make this more interesting, once again I would have them do shots three solid hours prior to the show.

I would also have a car parking competition, the you can take that however you want, the do-I-pay-the-light-bill-or-buy-the-most-darling-shoes competition, and the how-best-to-get-out-of-a-traffic-ticket competition. These are all important things to know.

I think these changes would not only make the Miss USA and Miss America pageants more interesting, but give us all a better idea of the contestant’s abilities. I mean we don’t want just any girl representing this great country, we need to have someone who can handle herself in all situations, sober or drunk.

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A Rural Hall, N.C. man has been indicted with involuntary manslaughter in the May 25 traffic death of local tow truck driver Russell Nelson.

According to Carroll County Commonwealth’s Attorney Nathan H. Lyons, a Carroll County Grand Jury indicted Jesse Tang of involuntary manslaughter on Monday. An indictment is a formal charge, not a finding of guilt.

Nelson, 75, was killed the morning of May 25 after loading a disabled vehicle on the cab of his Russell’s Garage rollback truck. According to Lyons, Nelson had loaded the vehicle and was attempting to get into the cab of the rollback when he was struck by a vehicle on the shoulder of the road at the 5.5 mile marker of Interstate 77 North, just south of Fancy Gap, sometime before 9 a.m. that morning.

“The involuntary manslaughter indictment is based on driver inattentiveness,” Lyons said. “He was driving on the shoulder when he hit a pedestrian on the shoulder of the road.”

Also indicted Monday by a Carroll County Grand Jury were:

Brittany Nicole Balser was indicted for malicious wounding.

Toby Joe Barley was indicted for larceny third offense.

Tina Leigh Baumgardner was indicted for shoplifting third offense.

Carl Joseph Blahnik was indicted for possession of a firearm after being convicted of a violent felony.

Douglas Michael Bolen, Jr. was indicted for grand larceny.

Timothy Banks Brannock was indicted for five counts of grand larceny and one count each of destruction of property and eluding a law enforcement officer.

Michael Paul Brewer was indicted for two counts of malicious injury and one count of abduction.

Eric James Brinegar was indicted for one count each of possession of marijuana with intent to distribute more than five pounds, manufacture of marijuana, and possession of a firearm while possessing marijuana.

Jeremiah James Caudill was indicted for one count each of shoplifting and conspiracy to shoplifting.

William Randall Collins was indicted for bad check.

James Allen Cox was indicted for grand larceny.

Joey Allen Dalton, Sr. was indicted for one count each of possession of a firearm after being convicted of a violent felony, statutory burglary, and grand larceny.

Tonya Renee Francis was indicted for possession of a Schedule II drug (methamphetamine).

Wendy Leigh Frank was indicted for larceny third offense.

Kevin Heath Frazier was indicted for possession of a Schedule II drug (methamphetamine).

Richard Wilson Garrett was indicted for attempted capital murder, three counts of attempted malicious wounding of a law enforcement officer, and one count each of assault and battery on a police officer, attempted escape, escape, grand larceny, and eluding a law enforcement officer.

Kristin Danielle Heaton was indicted for grand larceny.

Jason Lee Hill was indicted for assault and battery against a family or household member.

Jerry Odell Johnson was indicted for possession of a firearm after being convicted of a felony.

Christopher Brandon Jones was indicted for one count each of statutory burglary, conspiracy to commit statutory burglary, grand larceny, and conspiracy to commit grand larceny.

Cleve Junior Lester was indicted for possession of a Schedule II drug (oxycodone) and obtaining drugs by false pretenses.

Naomi Michelle McKinney was indicted for grand larceny and conspiracy to commit grand larceny.

Donny Lee Moore was indicted for two counts of shoplifting third offense.

Raymond Franklin Moore, Jr. was indicted for grand larceny.

Daniel Isaiah Osborne was indicted for statutory burglary.

Edgar Melvin Pauley, Jr. was indicted for possession of a Schedule II drug (methamphetamine).

Timothy Wayne Smith was indicted for possession of a firearm after being convicted of a felony.

Randy Reaves Snow was indicted for possession of a Schedule II drug (oxymorphone).

Julio Angel Torres was indicted for shoplifting third offense.

Dorothy Bowles White was indicted for one count each of forgery and uttering.

Patrick Wayne Cobler was indicted for possession of a Schedule I drug (methylone) with intent to district.

Matthew Isaiah Pruitt was indicted for two counts of credit card forgery.

Teresa R. Sigmon was indicted for one count each of furnishing a firearm to a felon and altering a serial number on a firearm.

Mark Steven Smith was indicted for grand larceny.

Emmett Ray Stephenson was indicted for possession of a firearm after being convicted of a violent felony.

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The Mistress of the Manor and I watched the Miss USA Pageant for a little while Sunday night before opting for reading a book and internet scrabble. Yes, really. Now, I will admit that the part of the pageant we did watch, I probably watched a little bit closer than my beloved of over 40 years so it didn’t take me long to tab the deserved winner – Miss South Carolina – but even I grew tired of the silliness of it all.

Let’s be honest, once the swimsuit competition is over, the pageant pretty much loses all its pizzazz, at least from the male perspective. I think women like the evening gown competition because of the beautiful dresses. Then there’s the intellect section where each young lovely is asked a profound question, such as “Do you prefer your boyfriend to wear boxers or briefs.” If the question is tougher than that, most of the contestants get glassy-eyed, twitch, struggle to answer coherently, and may even drool on themselves.

Who are we kidding here? Does anybody really care what any of the contestants have to say? Well, there might be a few, but, in reality, the question portion of the competition is just a ploy to make viewers believe the pageant is more than a beauty contest. Yes, a beauty pageant. Of course, the Miss America Pageant is more of the same.

Personally, I think we need to spice up these pageants with some different competitions. One I would suggest, if asked, is called the “Plain Jane” competition. Here, the contestants must appear before the judges and the viewing audience without any makeup or hair styling. That way, we can really see what they’re made of. Heck, even with tons of makeup, there are always a couple of girls who beg the question, “Is that the best Nevada can come up with?” There was one contestant Sunday night who looked like Marsha Brady after Bobby hit her in the face with a football.

I would still have the intellect competition, but I would alter it somewhat by having the contestants do shots for three solid hours prior to the pageant. Then I would ask them a question like, “Why is Soren Kierkegaard generally considered the first existentialist philosopher, and do you agree with his philosophy, why or why not?” and let the fun ensue.

Since I noticed Sunday night during a dance number that some of the girls were rhythmically challenged, I think we need a coordination competition. It would have two parts, one, the contestants would have to perform a modern dance, a pole is optional, and, two, they would have to walk the length of the stage in four-inch heels while carrying a tray full of drinks. However, to make this more interesting, once again I would have them do shots three solid hours prior to the show.

I would also have a car parking competition, the you can take that however you want, the do-I-pay-the-light-bill-or-buy-the-most-darling-shoes competition, and the how-best-to-get-out-of-a-traffic-ticket competition. These are all important things to know.

I think these changes would not only make the Miss USA and Miss America pageants more interesting, but give us all a better idea of the contestant’s abilities. I mean we don’t want just any girl representing this great country, we need to have someone who can handle herself in all situations, sober or drunk.

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A Rural Hall, N.C. man has been indicted with involuntary manslaughter in the May 25 traffic death of local tow truck driver Russell Nelson.

According to Carroll County Commonwealth’s Attorney Nathan H. Lyons, a Carroll County Grand Jury indicted Jesse Tang of involuntary manslaughter on Monday. An indictment is a formal charge, not a finding of guilt.

Nelson, 75, was killed the morning of May 25 after loading a disabled vehicle on the cab of his Russell’s Garage rollback truck. According to Lyons, Nelson had loaded the vehicle and was attempting to get into the cab of the rollback when he was struck by a vehicle on the shoulder of the road at the 5.5 mile marker of Interstate 77 North, just south of Fancy Gap, sometime before 9 a.m. that morning.

“The involuntary manslaughter indictment is based on driver inattentiveness,” Lyons said. “He was driving on the shoulder when he hit a pedestrian on the shoulder of the road.”

Also indicted Monday by a Carroll County Grand Jury were:

Brittany Nicole Balser was indicted for malicious wounding.

Toby Joe Barley was indicted for larceny third offense.

Tina Leigh Baumgardner was indicted for shoplifting third offense.

Carl Joseph Blahnik was indicted for possession of a firearm after being convicted of a violent felony.

Douglas Michael Bolen, Jr. was indicted for grand larceny.

Timothy Banks Brannock was indicted for five counts of grand larceny and one count each of destruction of property and eluding a law enforcement officer.

Michael Paul Brewer was indicted for two counts of malicious injury and one count of abduction.

Eric James Brinegar was indicted for one count each of possession of marijuana with intent to distribute more than five pounds, manufacture of marijuana, and possession of a firearm while possessing marijuana.

Jeremiah James Caudill was indicted for one count each of shoplifting and conspiracy to shoplifting.

William Randall Collins was indicted for bad check.

James Allen Cox was indicted for grand larceny.

Joey Allen Dalton, Sr. was indicted for one count each of possession of a firearm after being convicted of a violent felony, statutory burglary, and grand larceny.

Tonya Renee Francis was indicted for possession of a Schedule II drug (methamphetamine).

Wendy Leigh Frank was indicted for larceny third offense.

Kevin Heath Frazier was indicted for possession of a Schedule II drug (methamphetamine).

Richard Wilson Garrett was indicted for attempted capital murder, three counts of attempted malicious wounding of a law enforcement officer, and one count each of assault and battery on a police officer, attempted escape, escape, grand larceny, and eluding a law enforcement officer.

Kristin Danielle Heaton was indicted for grand larceny.

Jason Lee Hill was indicted for assault and battery against a family or household member.

Jerry Odell Johnson was indicted for possession of a firearm after being convicted of a felony.

Christopher Brandon Jones was indicted for one count each of statutory burglary, conspiracy to commit statutory burglary, grand larceny, and conspiracy to commit grand larceny.

Cleve Junior Lester was indicted for possession of a Schedule II drug (oxycodone) and obtaining drugs by false pretenses.

Naomi Michelle McKinney was indicted for grand larceny and conspiracy to commit grand larceny.

Donny Lee Moore was indicted for two counts of shoplifting third offense.

Raymond Franklin Moore, Jr. was indicted for grand larceny.

Daniel Isaiah Osborne was indicted for statutory burglary.

Edgar Melvin Pauley, Jr. was indicted for possession of a Schedule II drug (methamphetamine).

Timothy Wayne Smith was indicted for possession of a firearm after being convicted of a felony.

Randy Reaves Snow was indicted for possession of a Schedule II drug (oxymorphone).

Julio Angel Torres was indicted for shoplifting third offense.

Dorothy Bowles White was indicted for one count each of forgery and uttering.

Patrick Wayne Cobler was indicted for possession of a Schedule I drug (methylone) with intent to district.

Matthew Isaiah Pruitt was indicted for two counts of credit card forgery.

Teresa R. Sigmon was indicted for one count each of furnishing a firearm to a felon and altering a serial number on a firearm.

Mark Steven Smith was indicted for grand larceny.

Emmett Ray Stephenson was indicted for possession of a firearm after being convicted of a violent felony.

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The Mistress of the Manor and I watched the Miss USA Pageant for a little while Sunday night before opting for reading a book and internet scrabble. Yes, really. Now, I will admit that the part of the pageant we did watch, I probably watched a little bit closer than my beloved of over 40 years so it didn’t take me long to tab the deserved winner – Miss South Carolina – but even I grew tired of the silliness of it all.

Let’s be honest, once the swimsuit competition is over, the pageant pretty much loses all its pizzazz, at least from the male perspective. I think women like the evening gown competition because of the beautiful dresses. Then there’s the intellect section where each young lovely is asked a profound question, such as “Do you prefer your boyfriend to wear boxers or briefs.” If the question is tougher than that, most of the contestants get glassy-eyed, twitch, struggle to answer coherently, and may even drool on themselves.

Who are we kidding here? Does anybody really care what any of the contestants have to say? Well, there might be a few, but, in reality, the question portion of the competition is just a ploy to make viewers believe the pageant is more than a beauty contest. Yes, a beauty pageant. Of course, the Miss America Pageant is more of the same.

Personally, I think we need to spice up these pageants with some different competitions. One I would suggest, if asked, is called the “Plain Jane” competition. Here, the contestants must appear before the judges and the viewing audience without any makeup or hair styling. That way, we can really see what they’re made of. Heck, even with tons of makeup, there are always a couple of girls who beg the question, “Is that the best Nevada can come up with?” There was one contestant Sunday night who looked like Marsha Brady after Bobby hit her in the face with a football.

I would still have the intellect competition, but I would alter it somewhat by having the contestants do shots for three solid hours prior to the pageant. Then I would ask them a question like, “Why is Soren Kierkegaard generally considered the first existentialist philosopher, and do you agree with his philosophy, why or why not?” and let the fun ensue.

Since I noticed Sunday night during a dance number that some of the girls were rhythmically challenged, I think we need a coordination competition. It would have two parts, one, the contestants would have to perform a modern dance, a pole is optional, and, two, they would have to walk the length of the stage in four-inch heels while carrying a tray full of drinks. However, to make this more interesting, once again I would have them do shots three solid hours prior to the show.

I would also have a car parking competition, the you can take that however you want, the do-I-pay-the-light-bill-or-buy-the-most-darling-shoes competition, and the how-best-to-get-out-of-a-traffic-ticket competition. These are all important things to know.

I think these changes would not only make the Miss USA and Miss America pageants more interesting, but give us all a better idea of the contestant’s abilities. I mean we don’t want just any girl representing this great country, we need to have someone who can handle herself in all situations, sober or drunk.

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A Rural Hall, N.C. man has been indicted with involuntary manslaughter in the May 25 traffic death of local tow truck driver Russell Nelson.

According to Carroll County Commonwealth’s Attorney Nathan H. Lyons, a Carroll County Grand Jury indicted Jesse Tang of involuntary manslaughter on Monday. An indictment is a formal charge, not a finding of guilt.

Nelson, 75, was killed the morning of May 25 after loading a disabled vehicle on the cab of his Russell’s Garage rollback truck. According to Lyons, Nelson had loaded the vehicle and was attempting to get into the cab of the rollback when he was struck by a vehicle on the shoulder of the road at the 5.5 mile marker of Interstate 77 North, just south of Fancy Gap, sometime before 9 a.m. that morning.

“The involuntary manslaughter indictment is based on driver inattentiveness,” Lyons said. “He was driving on the shoulder when he hit a pedestrian on the shoulder of the road.”

Also indicted Monday by a Carroll County Grand Jury were:

Brittany Nicole Balser was indicted for malicious wounding.

Toby Joe Barley was indicted for larceny third offense.

Tina Leigh Baumgardner was indicted for shoplifting third offense.

Carl Joseph Blahnik was indicted for possession of a firearm after being convicted of a violent felony.

Douglas Michael Bolen, Jr. was indicted for grand larceny.

Timothy Banks Brannock was indicted for five counts of grand larceny and one count each of destruction of property and eluding a law enforcement officer.

Michael Paul Brewer was indicted for two counts of malicious injury and one count of abduction.

Eric James Brinegar was indicted for one count each of possession of marijuana with intent to distribute more than five pounds, manufacture of marijuana, and possession of a firearm while possessing marijuana.

Jeremiah James Caudill was indicted for one count each of shoplifting and conspiracy to shoplifting.

William Randall Collins was indicted for bad check.

James Allen Cox was indicted for grand larceny.

Joey Allen Dalton, Sr. was indicted for one count each of possession of a firearm after being convicted of a violent felony, statutory burglary, and grand larceny.

Tonya Renee Francis was indicted for possession of a Schedule II drug (methamphetamine).

Wendy Leigh Frank was indicted for larceny third offense.

Kevin Heath Frazier was indicted for possession of a Schedule II drug (methamphetamine).

Richard Wilson Garrett was indicted for attempted capital murder, three counts of attempted malicious wounding of a law enforcement officer, and one count each of assault and battery on a police officer, attempted escape, escape, grand larceny, and eluding a law enforcement officer.

Kristin Danielle Heaton was indicted for grand larceny.

Jason Lee Hill was indicted for assault and battery against a family or household member.

Jerry Odell Johnson was indicted for possession of a firearm after being convicted of a felony.

Christopher Brandon Jones was indicted for one count each of statutory burglary, conspiracy to commit statutory burglary, grand larceny, and conspiracy to commit grand larceny.

Cleve Junior Lester was indicted for possession of a Schedule II drug (oxycodone) and obtaining drugs by false pretenses.

Naomi Michelle McKinney was indicted for grand larceny and conspiracy to commit grand larceny.

Donny Lee Moore was indicted for two counts of shoplifting third offense.

Raymond Franklin Moore, Jr. was indicted for grand larceny.

Daniel Isaiah Osborne was indicted for statutory burglary.

Edgar Melvin Pauley, Jr. was indicted for possession of a Schedule II drug (methamphetamine).

Timothy Wayne Smith was indicted for possession of a firearm after being convicted of a felony.

Randy Reaves Snow was indicted for possession of a Schedule II drug (oxymorphone).

Julio Angel Torres was indicted for shoplifting third offense.

Dorothy Bowles White was indicted for one count each of forgery and uttering.

Patrick Wayne Cobler was indicted for possession of a Schedule I drug (methylone) with intent to district.

Matthew Isaiah Pruitt was indicted for two counts of credit card forgery.

Teresa R. Sigmon was indicted for one count each of furnishing a firearm to a felon and altering a serial number on a firearm.

Mark Steven Smith was indicted for grand larceny.

Emmett Ray Stephenson was indicted for possession of a firearm after being convicted of a violent felony.

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The Mistress of the Manor and I watched the Miss USA Pageant for a little while Sunday night before opting for reading a book and internet scrabble. Yes, really. Now, I will admit that the part of the pageant we did watch, I probably watched a little bit closer than my beloved of over 40 years so it didn’t take me long to tab the deserved winner – Miss South Carolina – but even I grew tired of the silliness of it all.

Let’s be honest, once the swimsuit competition is over, the pageant pretty much loses all its pizzazz, at least from the male perspective. I think women like the evening gown competition because of the beautiful dresses. Then there’s the intellect section where each young lovely is asked a profound question, such as “Do you prefer your boyfriend to wear boxers or briefs.” If the question is tougher than that, most of the contestants get glassy-eyed, twitch, struggle to answer coherently, and may even drool on themselves.

Who are we kidding here? Does anybody really care what any of the contestants have to say? Well, there might be a few, but, in reality, the question portion of the competition is just a ploy to make viewers believe the pageant is more than a beauty contest. Yes, a beauty pageant. Of course, the Miss America Pageant is more of the same.

Personally, I think we need to spice up these pageants with some different competitions. One I would suggest, if asked, is called the “Plain Jane” competition. Here, the contestants must appear before the judges and the viewing audience without any makeup or hair styling. That way, we can really see what they’re made of. Heck, even with tons of makeup, there are always a couple of girls who beg the question, “Is that the best Nevada can come up with?” There was one contestant Sunday night who looked like Marsha Brady after Bobby hit her in the face with a football.

I would still have the intellect competition, but I would alter it somewhat by having the contestants do shots for three solid hours prior to the pageant. Then I would ask them a question like, “Why is Soren Kierkegaard generally considered the first existentialist philosopher, and do you agree with his philosophy, why or why not?” and let the fun ensue.

Since I noticed Sunday night during a dance number that some of the girls were rhythmically challenged, I think we need a coordination competition. It would have two parts, one, the contestants would have to perform a modern dance, a pole is optional, and, two, they would have to walk the length of the stage in four-inch heels while carrying a tray full of drinks. However, to make this more interesting, once again I would have them do shots three solid hours prior to the show.

I would also have a car parking competition, the you can take that however you want, the do-I-pay-the-light-bill-or-buy-the-most-darling-shoes competition, and the how-best-to-get-out-of-a-traffic-ticket competition. These are all important things to know.

I think these changes would not only make the Miss USA and Miss America pageants more interesting, but give us all a better idea of the contestant’s abilities. I mean we don’t want just any girl representing this great country, we need to have someone who can handle herself in all situations, sober or drunk.

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