Carroll headed to Dixie World Series
by Allen Worrell
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Three years ago, Nathan Snow, Josh Underwood and Bronson Bowman watched as their older siblings represented Carroll County in the Dixie Pre-Majors World Series. Now, it’s the younger brothers’ turn.

Carroll County’s 15-17 year-old all-star baseball team punched its ticket to Guntersville, Alabama on July 11 with a dramatic 8-7 win over Halifax County in the state championship game in South Boston. Carroll, which won its first four games in the double-elimination tournament, had to hold on after Halifax won 13-10 in the first game that night. Since Carroll had already handed Halifax a loss earlier in the tournament, one more game was needed to decide a champion.

Carroll had to hold off a furious rally as Halifax battled back from an 8-4 deficit to pull to within 8-7 in the seventh and final inning. Ryan Gravley started the game on the mound for Carroll and pitched 6.2 innings before giving way to Blake Wood, who had not pitched the entire tournament. After allowing a runner to reach on an error, Wood struck out the next batter with men on second and third to secure Carroll’s berth in the World Series.

“Everybody went nuts. There was a big dogpile after the game because everybody was so excited,” said Carroll coach Larry Snow. “It feels great. These kids have put in so much over the years. All these boys have played fall ball and travel ball and they committed to playing Dixie for the summer. I can’t say enough about how good a group of boys they are.”

The state championship was twice as nice for Carroll as it came over its nemesis, Halifax County. Last year, Halifax defeated Carroll in the state championship game, keeping Carroll out of the World Series. Last year, Dixie Pre-Majors’ teams consisted of 15 - and 16- year olds. This year, the 17-year old age group was added, which is good news for Snow’s squad because it will return the bulk of its team next year.

Snow’s team will be just the third in county history to make a trip to the Dixie World Series. After Carroll’s 13- and 14-yeaer-old Dixie Boys captured the state crown in 1987, no county team had accomplished the feat again until the Carroll Dixie Pre-Majors did it in 2009. Nathan Snow, Josh Underwood and Bronson Bowman all made the trip to Alabama and experience the World Series that year as their older brothers Tyler Snow, Lee Underwood and Blake Bowman all played for Carroll that season.

This year’s team made it back to Alabama thanks to superb defense and excellent hitting. In fact, Snow said his team played great defense the entire tournament until making a few errors the final night.

“I think nerves had a little bit to do with that, but overall we played great defense. We made a number of great plays. I can’t count how many diving stops we had,” Snow said. “Blake Wood at third base made two or three diving plays.”

Timely hitting was also a key for Carroll. Of course, that is a lot easier to do when the three, four, five and six hitters in your lineup bat over .400 for the tournament, and the number nine hitter also surpasses that mark.

“If the middle of the lineup is producing like that, you are usually going to score some runs,” Snow said. “In the championship game, Brandon Lineberry had a two-run homer in the third inning and a bases-loaded double in the fourth that cleared the bases.”

Aside from Lineberry’s powerful day at the plate, Carroll provided plenty of additional support. Playing small ball in the fifth, Blake Wood singled in Nathan Snow, while Blake Dalton stole home later in the inning. After a couple of walks in the sixth inning, Nathan Snow drove in what proved to be the winning run on a fielder’s choice.

“That put us up 8-4 and it ended up being a big insurance run because they scored three more in the bottom of the sixth,” Snow said. “The ending was dramatic but we have such good kids. They were well-behaved while they were there and good representatives of Carroll County. And every kid contributed. Every kid either scored or produced a run sometime during the tournament. I’m very proud of them.”

Opening Ceremonies for the Dixie Pre-Majors World Series will be July 27 in Guntersville, Ala. Carroll’s first game will be July 28 at 7 p.m. against the host team from Guntersville. There will be 12 teams total in the double-elimination tournament, including state champions from Texas, North Carolina, Arkansas, Florida, Mississippi, South Carolina, Georgia, Tennessee and Alabama.

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Ann Carnegie Smythers, 79, of Woodlawn, Virginia passed away Wednesday June 19, 2013 at Trinity Mission, Hillsville, VA. Mrs. Smythers was born March 5, 1934 in Glasco, Scotland to Archibald and Margaret Carnegie. In addition to her parents she was preceded in death by her husband Wayne Dale Smythers and sister Elizabeth (Babs) Essex. She is survived by her daughter and son-in-law: Sharon and Tommy Delp of Woodlawn,Virginia; granddaughter and friend Kimberly Delp and Donnie Bonds of Galax, Virginia; two brothers Archie Carnegie and Tommie Carnegie both of England. A graveside service will be held Thursday, June 20, 2013 at 10:00 AM in the Monta Vista Cemetery, Galax, Virginia with Rev. Ernie Smith officiating. There will be no visitation at the funeral home.

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Tang indicted for manslaughter in Nelson’s death
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A Rural Hall, N.C. man has been indicted with involuntary manslaughter in the May 25 traffic death of local tow truck driver Russell Nelson.

According to Carroll County Commonwealth’s Attorney Nathan H. Lyons, a Carroll County Grand Jury indicted Jesse Tang of involuntary manslaughter on Monday. An indictment is a formal charge, not a finding of guilt.

Nelson, 75, was killed the morning of May 25 after loading a disabled vehicle on the cab of his Russell’s Garage rollback truck. According to Lyons, Nelson had loaded the vehicle and was attempting to get into the cab of the rollback when he was struck by a vehicle on the shoulder of the road at the 5.5 mile marker of Interstate 77 North, just south of Fancy Gap, sometime before 9 a.m. that morning.

“The involuntary manslaughter indictment is based on driver inattentiveness,” Lyons said. “He was driving on the shoulder when he hit a pedestrian on the shoulder of the road.”

Also indicted Monday by a Carroll County Grand Jury were:

Brittany Nicole Balser was indicted for malicious wounding.

Toby Joe Barley was indicted for larceny third offense.

Tina Leigh Baumgardner was indicted for shoplifting third offense.

Carl Joseph Blahnik was indicted for possession of a firearm after being convicted of a violent felony.

Douglas Michael Bolen, Jr. was indicted for grand larceny.

Timothy Banks Brannock was indicted for five counts of grand larceny and one count each of destruction of property and eluding a law enforcement officer.

Michael Paul Brewer was indicted for two counts of malicious injury and one count of abduction.

Eric James Brinegar was indicted for one count each of possession of marijuana with intent to distribute more than five pounds, manufacture of marijuana, and possession of a firearm while possessing marijuana.

Jeremiah James Caudill was indicted for one count each of shoplifting and conspiracy to shoplifting.

William Randall Collins was indicted for bad check.

James Allen Cox was indicted for grand larceny.

Joey Allen Dalton, Sr. was indicted for one count each of possession of a firearm after being convicted of a violent felony, statutory burglary, and grand larceny.

Tonya Renee Francis was indicted for possession of a Schedule II drug (methamphetamine).

Wendy Leigh Frank was indicted for larceny third offense.

Kevin Heath Frazier was indicted for possession of a Schedule II drug (methamphetamine).

Richard Wilson Garrett was indicted for attempted capital murder, three counts of attempted malicious wounding of a law enforcement officer, and one count each of assault and battery on a police officer, attempted escape, escape, grand larceny, and eluding a law enforcement officer.

Kristin Danielle Heaton was indicted for grand larceny.

Jason Lee Hill was indicted for assault and battery against a family or household member.

Jerry Odell Johnson was indicted for possession of a firearm after being convicted of a felony.

Christopher Brandon Jones was indicted for one count each of statutory burglary, conspiracy to commit statutory burglary, grand larceny, and conspiracy to commit grand larceny.

Cleve Junior Lester was indicted for possession of a Schedule II drug (oxycodone) and obtaining drugs by false pretenses.

Naomi Michelle McKinney was indicted for grand larceny and conspiracy to commit grand larceny.

Donny Lee Moore was indicted for two counts of shoplifting third offense.

Raymond Franklin Moore, Jr. was indicted for grand larceny.

Daniel Isaiah Osborne was indicted for statutory burglary.

Edgar Melvin Pauley, Jr. was indicted for possession of a Schedule II drug (methamphetamine).

Timothy Wayne Smith was indicted for possession of a firearm after being convicted of a felony.

Randy Reaves Snow was indicted for possession of a Schedule II drug (oxymorphone).

Julio Angel Torres was indicted for shoplifting third offense.

Dorothy Bowles White was indicted for one count each of forgery and uttering.

Patrick Wayne Cobler was indicted for possession of a Schedule I drug (methylone) with intent to district.

Matthew Isaiah Pruitt was indicted for two counts of credit card forgery.

Teresa R. Sigmon was indicted for one count each of furnishing a firearm to a felon and altering a serial number on a firearm.

Mark Steven Smith was indicted for grand larceny.

Emmett Ray Stephenson was indicted for possession of a firearm after being convicted of a violent felony.

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The Mistress of the Manor and I watched the Miss USA Pageant for a little while Sunday night before opting for reading a book and internet scrabble. Yes, really. Now, I will admit that the part of the pageant we did watch, I probably watched a little bit closer than my beloved of over 40 years so it didn’t take me long to tab the deserved winner – Miss South Carolina – but even I grew tired of the silliness of it all.

Let’s be honest, once the swimsuit competition is over, the pageant pretty much loses all its pizzazz, at least from the male perspective. I think women like the evening gown competition because of the beautiful dresses. Then there’s the intellect section where each young lovely is asked a profound question, such as “Do you prefer your boyfriend to wear boxers or briefs.” If the question is tougher than that, most of the contestants get glassy-eyed, twitch, struggle to answer coherently, and may even drool on themselves.

Who are we kidding here? Does anybody really care what any of the contestants have to say? Well, there might be a few, but, in reality, the question portion of the competition is just a ploy to make viewers believe the pageant is more than a beauty contest. Yes, a beauty pageant. Of course, the Miss America Pageant is more of the same.

Personally, I think we need to spice up these pageants with some different competitions. One I would suggest, if asked, is called the “Plain Jane” competition. Here, the contestants must appear before the judges and the viewing audience without any makeup or hair styling. That way, we can really see what they’re made of. Heck, even with tons of makeup, there are always a couple of girls who beg the question, “Is that the best Nevada can come up with?” There was one contestant Sunday night who looked like Marsha Brady after Bobby hit her in the face with a football.

I would still have the intellect competition, but I would alter it somewhat by having the contestants do shots for three solid hours prior to the pageant. Then I would ask them a question like, “Why is Soren Kierkegaard generally considered the first existentialist philosopher, and do you agree with his philosophy, why or why not?” and let the fun ensue.

Since I noticed Sunday night during a dance number that some of the girls were rhythmically challenged, I think we need a coordination competition. It would have two parts, one, the contestants would have to perform a modern dance, a pole is optional, and, two, they would have to walk the length of the stage in four-inch heels while carrying a tray full of drinks. However, to make this more interesting, once again I would have them do shots three solid hours prior to the show.

I would also have a car parking competition, the you can take that however you want, the do-I-pay-the-light-bill-or-buy-the-most-darling-shoes competition, and the how-best-to-get-out-of-a-traffic-ticket competition. These are all important things to know.

I think these changes would not only make the Miss USA and Miss America pageants more interesting, but give us all a better idea of the contestant’s abilities. I mean we don’t want just any girl representing this great country, we need to have someone who can handle herself in all situations, sober or drunk.

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Ann Carnegie Smythers, 79, of Woodlawn, Virginia passed away Wednesday June 19, 2013 at Trinity Mission, Hillsville, VA. Mrs. Smythers was born March 5, 1934 in Glasco, Scotland to Archibald and Margaret Carnegie. In addition to her parents she was preceded in death by her husband Wayne Dale Smythers and sister Elizabeth (Babs) Essex. She is survived by her daughter and son-in-law: Sharon and Tommy Delp of Woodlawn,Virginia; granddaughter and friend Kimberly Delp and Donnie Bonds of Galax, Virginia; two brothers Archie Carnegie and Tommie Carnegie both of England. A graveside service will be held Thursday, June 20, 2013 at 10:00 AM in the Monta Vista Cemetery, Galax, Virginia with Rev. Ernie Smith officiating. There will be no visitation at the funeral home.

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by Allen Worrell
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A Rural Hall, N.C. man has been indicted with involuntary manslaughter in the May 25 traffic death of local tow truck driver Russell Nelson.

According to Carroll County Commonwealth’s Attorney Nathan H. Lyons, a Carroll County Grand Jury indicted Jesse Tang of involuntary manslaughter on Monday. An indictment is a formal charge, not a finding of guilt.

Nelson, 75, was killed the morning of May 25 after loading a disabled vehicle on the cab of his Russell’s Garage rollback truck. According to Lyons, Nelson had loaded the vehicle and was attempting to get into the cab of the rollback when he was struck by a vehicle on the shoulder of the road at the 5.5 mile marker of Interstate 77 North, just south of Fancy Gap, sometime before 9 a.m. that morning.

“The involuntary manslaughter indictment is based on driver inattentiveness,” Lyons said. “He was driving on the shoulder when he hit a pedestrian on the shoulder of the road.”

Also indicted Monday by a Carroll County Grand Jury were:

Brittany Nicole Balser was indicted for malicious wounding.

Toby Joe Barley was indicted for larceny third offense.

Tina Leigh Baumgardner was indicted for shoplifting third offense.

Carl Joseph Blahnik was indicted for possession of a firearm after being convicted of a violent felony.

Douglas Michael Bolen, Jr. was indicted for grand larceny.

Timothy Banks Brannock was indicted for five counts of grand larceny and one count each of destruction of property and eluding a law enforcement officer.

Michael Paul Brewer was indicted for two counts of malicious injury and one count of abduction.

Eric James Brinegar was indicted for one count each of possession of marijuana with intent to distribute more than five pounds, manufacture of marijuana, and possession of a firearm while possessing marijuana.

Jeremiah James Caudill was indicted for one count each of shoplifting and conspiracy to shoplifting.

William Randall Collins was indicted for bad check.

James Allen Cox was indicted for grand larceny.

Joey Allen Dalton, Sr. was indicted for one count each of possession of a firearm after being convicted of a violent felony, statutory burglary, and grand larceny.

Tonya Renee Francis was indicted for possession of a Schedule II drug (methamphetamine).

Wendy Leigh Frank was indicted for larceny third offense.

Kevin Heath Frazier was indicted for possession of a Schedule II drug (methamphetamine).

Richard Wilson Garrett was indicted for attempted capital murder, three counts of attempted malicious wounding of a law enforcement officer, and one count each of assault and battery on a police officer, attempted escape, escape, grand larceny, and eluding a law enforcement officer.

Kristin Danielle Heaton was indicted for grand larceny.

Jason Lee Hill was indicted for assault and battery against a family or household member.

Jerry Odell Johnson was indicted for possession of a firearm after being convicted of a felony.

Christopher Brandon Jones was indicted for one count each of statutory burglary, conspiracy to commit statutory burglary, grand larceny, and conspiracy to commit grand larceny.

Cleve Junior Lester was indicted for possession of a Schedule II drug (oxycodone) and obtaining drugs by false pretenses.

Naomi Michelle McKinney was indicted for grand larceny and conspiracy to commit grand larceny.

Donny Lee Moore was indicted for two counts of shoplifting third offense.

Raymond Franklin Moore, Jr. was indicted for grand larceny.

Daniel Isaiah Osborne was indicted for statutory burglary.

Edgar Melvin Pauley, Jr. was indicted for possession of a Schedule II drug (methamphetamine).

Timothy Wayne Smith was indicted for possession of a firearm after being convicted of a felony.

Randy Reaves Snow was indicted for possession of a Schedule II drug (oxymorphone).

Julio Angel Torres was indicted for shoplifting third offense.

Dorothy Bowles White was indicted for one count each of forgery and uttering.

Patrick Wayne Cobler was indicted for possession of a Schedule I drug (methylone) with intent to district.

Matthew Isaiah Pruitt was indicted for two counts of credit card forgery.

Teresa R. Sigmon was indicted for one count each of furnishing a firearm to a felon and altering a serial number on a firearm.

Mark Steven Smith was indicted for grand larceny.

Emmett Ray Stephenson was indicted for possession of a firearm after being convicted of a violent felony.

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The Mistress of the Manor and I watched the Miss USA Pageant for a little while Sunday night before opting for reading a book and internet scrabble. Yes, really. Now, I will admit that the part of the pageant we did watch, I probably watched a little bit closer than my beloved of over 40 years so it didn’t take me long to tab the deserved winner – Miss South Carolina – but even I grew tired of the silliness of it all.

Let’s be honest, once the swimsuit competition is over, the pageant pretty much loses all its pizzazz, at least from the male perspective. I think women like the evening gown competition because of the beautiful dresses. Then there’s the intellect section where each young lovely is asked a profound question, such as “Do you prefer your boyfriend to wear boxers or briefs.” If the question is tougher than that, most of the contestants get glassy-eyed, twitch, struggle to answer coherently, and may even drool on themselves.

Who are we kidding here? Does anybody really care what any of the contestants have to say? Well, there might be a few, but, in reality, the question portion of the competition is just a ploy to make viewers believe the pageant is more than a beauty contest. Yes, a beauty pageant. Of course, the Miss America Pageant is more of the same.

Personally, I think we need to spice up these pageants with some different competitions. One I would suggest, if asked, is called the “Plain Jane” competition. Here, the contestants must appear before the judges and the viewing audience without any makeup or hair styling. That way, we can really see what they’re made of. Heck, even with tons of makeup, there are always a couple of girls who beg the question, “Is that the best Nevada can come up with?” There was one contestant Sunday night who looked like Marsha Brady after Bobby hit her in the face with a football.

I would still have the intellect competition, but I would alter it somewhat by having the contestants do shots for three solid hours prior to the pageant. Then I would ask them a question like, “Why is Soren Kierkegaard generally considered the first existentialist philosopher, and do you agree with his philosophy, why or why not?” and let the fun ensue.

Since I noticed Sunday night during a dance number that some of the girls were rhythmically challenged, I think we need a coordination competition. It would have two parts, one, the contestants would have to perform a modern dance, a pole is optional, and, two, they would have to walk the length of the stage in four-inch heels while carrying a tray full of drinks. However, to make this more interesting, once again I would have them do shots three solid hours prior to the show.

I would also have a car parking competition, the you can take that however you want, the do-I-pay-the-light-bill-or-buy-the-most-darling-shoes competition, and the how-best-to-get-out-of-a-traffic-ticket competition. These are all important things to know.

I think these changes would not only make the Miss USA and Miss America pageants more interesting, but give us all a better idea of the contestant’s abilities. I mean we don’t want just any girl representing this great country, we need to have someone who can handle herself in all situations, sober or drunk.

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Ann Carnegie Smythers, 79, of Woodlawn, Virginia passed away Wednesday June 19, 2013 at Trinity Mission, Hillsville, VA. Mrs. Smythers was born March 5, 1934 in Glasco, Scotland to Archibald and Margaret Carnegie. In addition to her parents she was preceded in death by her husband Wayne Dale Smythers and sister Elizabeth (Babs) Essex. She is survived by her daughter and son-in-law: Sharon and Tommy Delp of Woodlawn,Virginia; granddaughter and friend Kimberly Delp and Donnie Bonds of Galax, Virginia; two brothers Archie Carnegie and Tommie Carnegie both of England. A graveside service will be held Thursday, June 20, 2013 at 10:00 AM in the Monta Vista Cemetery, Galax, Virginia with Rev. Ernie Smith officiating. There will be no visitation at the funeral home.

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A Rural Hall, N.C. man has been indicted with involuntary manslaughter in the May 25 traffic death of local tow truck driver Russell Nelson.

According to Carroll County Commonwealth’s Attorney Nathan H. Lyons, a Carroll County Grand Jury indicted Jesse Tang of involuntary manslaughter on Monday. An indictment is a formal charge, not a finding of guilt.

Nelson, 75, was killed the morning of May 25 after loading a disabled vehicle on the cab of his Russell’s Garage rollback truck. According to Lyons, Nelson had loaded the vehicle and was attempting to get into the cab of the rollback when he was struck by a vehicle on the shoulder of the road at the 5.5 mile marker of Interstate 77 North, just south of Fancy Gap, sometime before 9 a.m. that morning.

“The involuntary manslaughter indictment is based on driver inattentiveness,” Lyons said. “He was driving on the shoulder when he hit a pedestrian on the shoulder of the road.”

Also indicted Monday by a Carroll County Grand Jury were:

Brittany Nicole Balser was indicted for malicious wounding.

Toby Joe Barley was indicted for larceny third offense.

Tina Leigh Baumgardner was indicted for shoplifting third offense.

Carl Joseph Blahnik was indicted for possession of a firearm after being convicted of a violent felony.

Douglas Michael Bolen, Jr. was indicted for grand larceny.

Timothy Banks Brannock was indicted for five counts of grand larceny and one count each of destruction of property and eluding a law enforcement officer.

Michael Paul Brewer was indicted for two counts of malicious injury and one count of abduction.

Eric James Brinegar was indicted for one count each of possession of marijuana with intent to distribute more than five pounds, manufacture of marijuana, and possession of a firearm while possessing marijuana.

Jeremiah James Caudill was indicted for one count each of shoplifting and conspiracy to shoplifting.

William Randall Collins was indicted for bad check.

James Allen Cox was indicted for grand larceny.

Joey Allen Dalton, Sr. was indicted for one count each of possession of a firearm after being convicted of a violent felony, statutory burglary, and grand larceny.

Tonya Renee Francis was indicted for possession of a Schedule II drug (methamphetamine).

Wendy Leigh Frank was indicted for larceny third offense.

Kevin Heath Frazier was indicted for possession of a Schedule II drug (methamphetamine).

Richard Wilson Garrett was indicted for attempted capital murder, three counts of attempted malicious wounding of a law enforcement officer, and one count each of assault and battery on a police officer, attempted escape, escape, grand larceny, and eluding a law enforcement officer.

Kristin Danielle Heaton was indicted for grand larceny.

Jason Lee Hill was indicted for assault and battery against a family or household member.

Jerry Odell Johnson was indicted for possession of a firearm after being convicted of a felony.

Christopher Brandon Jones was indicted for one count each of statutory burglary, conspiracy to commit statutory burglary, grand larceny, and conspiracy to commit grand larceny.

Cleve Junior Lester was indicted for possession of a Schedule II drug (oxycodone) and obtaining drugs by false pretenses.

Naomi Michelle McKinney was indicted for grand larceny and conspiracy to commit grand larceny.

Donny Lee Moore was indicted for two counts of shoplifting third offense.

Raymond Franklin Moore, Jr. was indicted for grand larceny.

Daniel Isaiah Osborne was indicted for statutory burglary.

Edgar Melvin Pauley, Jr. was indicted for possession of a Schedule II drug (methamphetamine).

Timothy Wayne Smith was indicted for possession of a firearm after being convicted of a felony.

Randy Reaves Snow was indicted for possession of a Schedule II drug (oxymorphone).

Julio Angel Torres was indicted for shoplifting third offense.

Dorothy Bowles White was indicted for one count each of forgery and uttering.

Patrick Wayne Cobler was indicted for possession of a Schedule I drug (methylone) with intent to district.

Matthew Isaiah Pruitt was indicted for two counts of credit card forgery.

Teresa R. Sigmon was indicted for one count each of furnishing a firearm to a felon and altering a serial number on a firearm.

Mark Steven Smith was indicted for grand larceny.

Emmett Ray Stephenson was indicted for possession of a firearm after being convicted of a violent felony.

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The Mistress of the Manor and I watched the Miss USA Pageant for a little while Sunday night before opting for reading a book and internet scrabble. Yes, really. Now, I will admit that the part of the pageant we did watch, I probably watched a little bit closer than my beloved of over 40 years so it didn’t take me long to tab the deserved winner – Miss South Carolina – but even I grew tired of the silliness of it all.

Let’s be honest, once the swimsuit competition is over, the pageant pretty much loses all its pizzazz, at least from the male perspective. I think women like the evening gown competition because of the beautiful dresses. Then there’s the intellect section where each young lovely is asked a profound question, such as “Do you prefer your boyfriend to wear boxers or briefs.” If the question is tougher than that, most of the contestants get glassy-eyed, twitch, struggle to answer coherently, and may even drool on themselves.

Who are we kidding here? Does anybody really care what any of the contestants have to say? Well, there might be a few, but, in reality, the question portion of the competition is just a ploy to make viewers believe the pageant is more than a beauty contest. Yes, a beauty pageant. Of course, the Miss America Pageant is more of the same.

Personally, I think we need to spice up these pageants with some different competitions. One I would suggest, if asked, is called the “Plain Jane” competition. Here, the contestants must appear before the judges and the viewing audience without any makeup or hair styling. That way, we can really see what they’re made of. Heck, even with tons of makeup, there are always a couple of girls who beg the question, “Is that the best Nevada can come up with?” There was one contestant Sunday night who looked like Marsha Brady after Bobby hit her in the face with a football.

I would still have the intellect competition, but I would alter it somewhat by having the contestants do shots for three solid hours prior to the pageant. Then I would ask them a question like, “Why is Soren Kierkegaard generally considered the first existentialist philosopher, and do you agree with his philosophy, why or why not?” and let the fun ensue.

Since I noticed Sunday night during a dance number that some of the girls were rhythmically challenged, I think we need a coordination competition. It would have two parts, one, the contestants would have to perform a modern dance, a pole is optional, and, two, they would have to walk the length of the stage in four-inch heels while carrying a tray full of drinks. However, to make this more interesting, once again I would have them do shots three solid hours prior to the show.

I would also have a car parking competition, the you can take that however you want, the do-I-pay-the-light-bill-or-buy-the-most-darling-shoes competition, and the how-best-to-get-out-of-a-traffic-ticket competition. These are all important things to know.

I think these changes would not only make the Miss USA and Miss America pageants more interesting, but give us all a better idea of the contestant’s abilities. I mean we don’t want just any girl representing this great country, we need to have someone who can handle herself in all situations, sober or drunk.

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Ann Carnegie Smythers, 79, of Woodlawn, Virginia passed away Wednesday June 19, 2013 at Trinity Mission, Hillsville, VA. Mrs. Smythers was born March 5, 1934 in Glasco, Scotland to Archibald and Margaret Carnegie. In addition to her parents she was preceded in death by her husband Wayne Dale Smythers and sister Elizabeth (Babs) Essex. She is survived by her daughter and son-in-law: Sharon and Tommy Delp of Woodlawn,Virginia; granddaughter and friend Kimberly Delp and Donnie Bonds of Galax, Virginia; two brothers Archie Carnegie and Tommie Carnegie both of England. A graveside service will be held Thursday, June 20, 2013 at 10:00 AM in the Monta Vista Cemetery, Galax, Virginia with Rev. Ernie Smith officiating. There will be no visitation at the funeral home.

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A Rural Hall, N.C. man has been indicted with involuntary manslaughter in the May 25 traffic death of local tow truck driver Russell Nelson.

According to Carroll County Commonwealth’s Attorney Nathan H. Lyons, a Carroll County Grand Jury indicted Jesse Tang of involuntary manslaughter on Monday. An indictment is a formal charge, not a finding of guilt.

Nelson, 75, was killed the morning of May 25 after loading a disabled vehicle on the cab of his Russell’s Garage rollback truck. According to Lyons, Nelson had loaded the vehicle and was attempting to get into the cab of the rollback when he was struck by a vehicle on the shoulder of the road at the 5.5 mile marker of Interstate 77 North, just south of Fancy Gap, sometime before 9 a.m. that morning.

“The involuntary manslaughter indictment is based on driver inattentiveness,” Lyons said. “He was driving on the shoulder when he hit a pedestrian on the shoulder of the road.”

Also indicted Monday by a Carroll County Grand Jury were:

Brittany Nicole Balser was indicted for malicious wounding.

Toby Joe Barley was indicted for larceny third offense.

Tina Leigh Baumgardner was indicted for shoplifting third offense.

Carl Joseph Blahnik was indicted for possession of a firearm after being convicted of a violent felony.

Douglas Michael Bolen, Jr. was indicted for grand larceny.

Timothy Banks Brannock was indicted for five counts of grand larceny and one count each of destruction of property and eluding a law enforcement officer.

Michael Paul Brewer was indicted for two counts of malicious injury and one count of abduction.

Eric James Brinegar was indicted for one count each of possession of marijuana with intent to distribute more than five pounds, manufacture of marijuana, and possession of a firearm while possessing marijuana.

Jeremiah James Caudill was indicted for one count each of shoplifting and conspiracy to shoplifting.

William Randall Collins was indicted for bad check.

James Allen Cox was indicted for grand larceny.

Joey Allen Dalton, Sr. was indicted for one count each of possession of a firearm after being convicted of a violent felony, statutory burglary, and grand larceny.

Tonya Renee Francis was indicted for possession of a Schedule II drug (methamphetamine).

Wendy Leigh Frank was indicted for larceny third offense.

Kevin Heath Frazier was indicted for possession of a Schedule II drug (methamphetamine).

Richard Wilson Garrett was indicted for attempted capital murder, three counts of attempted malicious wounding of a law enforcement officer, and one count each of assault and battery on a police officer, attempted escape, escape, grand larceny, and eluding a law enforcement officer.

Kristin Danielle Heaton was indicted for grand larceny.

Jason Lee Hill was indicted for assault and battery against a family or household member.

Jerry Odell Johnson was indicted for possession of a firearm after being convicted of a felony.

Christopher Brandon Jones was indicted for one count each of statutory burglary, conspiracy to commit statutory burglary, grand larceny, and conspiracy to commit grand larceny.

Cleve Junior Lester was indicted for possession of a Schedule II drug (oxycodone) and obtaining drugs by false pretenses.

Naomi Michelle McKinney was indicted for grand larceny and conspiracy to commit grand larceny.

Donny Lee Moore was indicted for two counts of shoplifting third offense.

Raymond Franklin Moore, Jr. was indicted for grand larceny.

Daniel Isaiah Osborne was indicted for statutory burglary.

Edgar Melvin Pauley, Jr. was indicted for possession of a Schedule II drug (methamphetamine).

Timothy Wayne Smith was indicted for possession of a firearm after being convicted of a felony.

Randy Reaves Snow was indicted for possession of a Schedule II drug (oxymorphone).

Julio Angel Torres was indicted for shoplifting third offense.

Dorothy Bowles White was indicted for one count each of forgery and uttering.

Patrick Wayne Cobler was indicted for possession of a Schedule I drug (methylone) with intent to district.

Matthew Isaiah Pruitt was indicted for two counts of credit card forgery.

Teresa R. Sigmon was indicted for one count each of furnishing a firearm to a felon and altering a serial number on a firearm.

Mark Steven Smith was indicted for grand larceny.

Emmett Ray Stephenson was indicted for possession of a firearm after being convicted of a violent felony.

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The Mistress of the Manor and I watched the Miss USA Pageant for a little while Sunday night before opting for reading a book and internet scrabble. Yes, really. Now, I will admit that the part of the pageant we did watch, I probably watched a little bit closer than my beloved of over 40 years so it didn’t take me long to tab the deserved winner – Miss South Carolina – but even I grew tired of the silliness of it all.

Let’s be honest, once the swimsuit competition is over, the pageant pretty much loses all its pizzazz, at least from the male perspective. I think women like the evening gown competition because of the beautiful dresses. Then there’s the intellect section where each young lovely is asked a profound question, such as “Do you prefer your boyfriend to wear boxers or briefs.” If the question is tougher than that, most of the contestants get glassy-eyed, twitch, struggle to answer coherently, and may even drool on themselves.

Who are we kidding here? Does anybody really care what any of the contestants have to say? Well, there might be a few, but, in reality, the question portion of the competition is just a ploy to make viewers believe the pageant is more than a beauty contest. Yes, a beauty pageant. Of course, the Miss America Pageant is more of the same.

Personally, I think we need to spice up these pageants with some different competitions. One I would suggest, if asked, is called the “Plain Jane” competition. Here, the contestants must appear before the judges and the viewing audience without any makeup or hair styling. That way, we can really see what they’re made of. Heck, even with tons of makeup, there are always a couple of girls who beg the question, “Is that the best Nevada can come up with?” There was one contestant Sunday night who looked like Marsha Brady after Bobby hit her in the face with a football.

I would still have the intellect competition, but I would alter it somewhat by having the contestants do shots for three solid hours prior to the pageant. Then I would ask them a question like, “Why is Soren Kierkegaard generally considered the first existentialist philosopher, and do you agree with his philosophy, why or why not?” and let the fun ensue.

Since I noticed Sunday night during a dance number that some of the girls were rhythmically challenged, I think we need a coordination competition. It would have two parts, one, the contestants would have to perform a modern dance, a pole is optional, and, two, they would have to walk the length of the stage in four-inch heels while carrying a tray full of drinks. However, to make this more interesting, once again I would have them do shots three solid hours prior to the show.

I would also have a car parking competition, the you can take that however you want, the do-I-pay-the-light-bill-or-buy-the-most-darling-shoes competition, and the how-best-to-get-out-of-a-traffic-ticket competition. These are all important things to know.

I think these changes would not only make the Miss USA and Miss America pageants more interesting, but give us all a better idea of the contestant’s abilities. I mean we don’t want just any girl representing this great country, we need to have someone who can handle herself in all situations, sober or drunk.

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A Rural Hall, N.C. man has been indicted with involuntary manslaughter in the May 25 traffic death of local tow truck driver Russell Nelson.

According to Carroll County Commonwealth’s Attorney Nathan H. Lyons, a Carroll County Grand Jury indicted Jesse Tang of involuntary manslaughter on Monday. An indictment is a formal charge, not a finding of guilt.

Nelson, 75, was killed the morning of May 25 after loading a disabled vehicle on the cab of his Russell’s Garage rollback truck. According to Lyons, Nelson had loaded the vehicle and was attempting to get into the cab of the rollback when he was struck by a vehicle on the shoulder of the road at the 5.5 mile marker of Interstate 77 North, just south of Fancy Gap, sometime before 9 a.m. that morning.

“The involuntary manslaughter indictment is based on driver inattentiveness,” Lyons said. “He was driving on the shoulder when he hit a pedestrian on the shoulder of the road.”

Also indicted Monday by a Carroll County Grand Jury were:

Brittany Nicole Balser was indicted for malicious wounding.

Toby Joe Barley was indicted for larceny third offense.

Tina Leigh Baumgardner was indicted for shoplifting third offense.

Carl Joseph Blahnik was indicted for possession of a firearm after being convicted of a violent felony.

Douglas Michael Bolen, Jr. was indicted for grand larceny.

Timothy Banks Brannock was indicted for five counts of grand larceny and one count each of destruction of property and eluding a law enforcement officer.

Michael Paul Brewer was indicted for two counts of malicious injury and one count of abduction.

Eric James Brinegar was indicted for one count each of possession of marijuana with intent to distribute more than five pounds, manufacture of marijuana, and possession of a firearm while possessing marijuana.

Jeremiah James Caudill was indicted for one count each of shoplifting and conspiracy to shoplifting.

William Randall Collins was indicted for bad check.

James Allen Cox was indicted for grand larceny.

Joey Allen Dalton, Sr. was indicted for one count each of possession of a firearm after being convicted of a violent felony, statutory burglary, and grand larceny.

Tonya Renee Francis was indicted for possession of a Schedule II drug (methamphetamine).

Wendy Leigh Frank was indicted for larceny third offense.

Kevin Heath Frazier was indicted for possession of a Schedule II drug (methamphetamine).

Richard Wilson Garrett was indicted for attempted capital murder, three counts of attempted malicious wounding of a law enforcement officer, and one count each of assault and battery on a police officer, attempted escape, escape, grand larceny, and eluding a law enforcement officer.

Kristin Danielle Heaton was indicted for grand larceny.

Jason Lee Hill was indicted for assault and battery against a family or household member.

Jerry Odell Johnson was indicted for possession of a firearm after being convicted of a felony.

Christopher Brandon Jones was indicted for one count each of statutory burglary, conspiracy to commit statutory burglary, grand larceny, and conspiracy to commit grand larceny.

Cleve Junior Lester was indicted for possession of a Schedule II drug (oxycodone) and obtaining drugs by false pretenses.

Naomi Michelle McKinney was indicted for grand larceny and conspiracy to commit grand larceny.

Donny Lee Moore was indicted for two counts of shoplifting third offense.

Raymond Franklin Moore, Jr. was indicted for grand larceny.

Daniel Isaiah Osborne was indicted for statutory burglary.

Edgar Melvin Pauley, Jr. was indicted for possession of a Schedule II drug (methamphetamine).

Timothy Wayne Smith was indicted for possession of a firearm after being convicted of a felony.

Randy Reaves Snow was indicted for possession of a Schedule II drug (oxymorphone).

Julio Angel Torres was indicted for shoplifting third offense.

Dorothy Bowles White was indicted for one count each of forgery and uttering.

Patrick Wayne Cobler was indicted for possession of a Schedule I drug (methylone) with intent to district.

Matthew Isaiah Pruitt was indicted for two counts of credit card forgery.

Teresa R. Sigmon was indicted for one count each of furnishing a firearm to a felon and altering a serial number on a firearm.

Mark Steven Smith was indicted for grand larceny.

Emmett Ray Stephenson was indicted for possession of a firearm after being convicted of a violent felony.

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The Mistress of the Manor and I watched the Miss USA Pageant for a little while Sunday night before opting for reading a book and internet scrabble. Yes, really. Now, I will admit that the part of the pageant we did watch, I probably watched a little bit closer than my beloved of over 40 years so it didn’t take me long to tab the deserved winner – Miss South Carolina – but even I grew tired of the silliness of it all.

Let’s be honest, once the swimsuit competition is over, the pageant pretty much loses all its pizzazz, at least from the male perspective. I think women like the evening gown competition because of the beautiful dresses. Then there’s the intellect section where each young lovely is asked a profound question, such as “Do you prefer your boyfriend to wear boxers or briefs.” If the question is tougher than that, most of the contestants get glassy-eyed, twitch, struggle to answer coherently, and may even drool on themselves.

Who are we kidding here? Does anybody really care what any of the contestants have to say? Well, there might be a few, but, in reality, the question portion of the competition is just a ploy to make viewers believe the pageant is more than a beauty contest. Yes, a beauty pageant. Of course, the Miss America Pageant is more of the same.

Personally, I think we need to spice up these pageants with some different competitions. One I would suggest, if asked, is called the “Plain Jane” competition. Here, the contestants must appear before the judges and the viewing audience without any makeup or hair styling. That way, we can really see what they’re made of. Heck, even with tons of makeup, there are always a couple of girls who beg the question, “Is that the best Nevada can come up with?” There was one contestant Sunday night who looked like Marsha Brady after Bobby hit her in the face with a football.

I would still have the intellect competition, but I would alter it somewhat by having the contestants do shots for three solid hours prior to the pageant. Then I would ask them a question like, “Why is Soren Kierkegaard generally considered the first existentialist philosopher, and do you agree with his philosophy, why or why not?” and let the fun ensue.

Since I noticed Sunday night during a dance number that some of the girls were rhythmically challenged, I think we need a coordination competition. It would have two parts, one, the contestants would have to perform a modern dance, a pole is optional, and, two, they would have to walk the length of the stage in four-inch heels while carrying a tray full of drinks. However, to make this more interesting, once again I would have them do shots three solid hours prior to the show.

I would also have a car parking competition, the you can take that however you want, the do-I-pay-the-light-bill-or-buy-the-most-darling-shoes competition, and the how-best-to-get-out-of-a-traffic-ticket competition. These are all important things to know.

I think these changes would not only make the Miss USA and Miss America pageants more interesting, but give us all a better idea of the contestant’s abilities. I mean we don’t want just any girl representing this great country, we need to have someone who can handle herself in all situations, sober or drunk.

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A Rural Hall, N.C. man has been indicted with involuntary manslaughter in the May 25 traffic death of local tow truck driver Russell Nelson.

According to Carroll County Commonwealth’s Attorney Nathan H. Lyons, a Carroll County Grand Jury indicted Jesse Tang of involuntary manslaughter on Monday. An indictment is a formal charge, not a finding of guilt.

Nelson, 75, was killed the morning of May 25 after loading a disabled vehicle on the cab of his Russell’s Garage rollback truck. According to Lyons, Nelson had loaded the vehicle and was attempting to get into the cab of the rollback when he was struck by a vehicle on the shoulder of the road at the 5.5 mile marker of Interstate 77 North, just south of Fancy Gap, sometime before 9 a.m. that morning.

“The involuntary manslaughter indictment is based on driver inattentiveness,” Lyons said. “He was driving on the shoulder when he hit a pedestrian on the shoulder of the road.”

Also indicted Monday by a Carroll County Grand Jury were:

Brittany Nicole Balser was indicted for malicious wounding.

Toby Joe Barley was indicted for larceny third offense.

Tina Leigh Baumgardner was indicted for shoplifting third offense.

Carl Joseph Blahnik was indicted for possession of a firearm after being convicted of a violent felony.

Douglas Michael Bolen, Jr. was indicted for grand larceny.

Timothy Banks Brannock was indicted for five counts of grand larceny and one count each of destruction of property and eluding a law enforcement officer.

Michael Paul Brewer was indicted for two counts of malicious injury and one count of abduction.

Eric James Brinegar was indicted for one count each of possession of marijuana with intent to distribute more than five pounds, manufacture of marijuana, and possession of a firearm while possessing marijuana.

Jeremiah James Caudill was indicted for one count each of shoplifting and conspiracy to shoplifting.

William Randall Collins was indicted for bad check.

James Allen Cox was indicted for grand larceny.

Joey Allen Dalton, Sr. was indicted for one count each of possession of a firearm after being convicted of a violent felony, statutory burglary, and grand larceny.

Tonya Renee Francis was indicted for possession of a Schedule II drug (methamphetamine).

Wendy Leigh Frank was indicted for larceny third offense.

Kevin Heath Frazier was indicted for possession of a Schedule II drug (methamphetamine).

Richard Wilson Garrett was indicted for attempted capital murder, three counts of attempted malicious wounding of a law enforcement officer, and one count each of assault and battery on a police officer, attempted escape, escape, grand larceny, and eluding a law enforcement officer.

Kristin Danielle Heaton was indicted for grand larceny.

Jason Lee Hill was indicted for assault and battery against a family or household member.

Jerry Odell Johnson was indicted for possession of a firearm after being convicted of a felony.

Christopher Brandon Jones was indicted for one count each of statutory burglary, conspiracy to commit statutory burglary, grand larceny, and conspiracy to commit grand larceny.

Cleve Junior Lester was indicted for possession of a Schedule II drug (oxycodone) and obtaining drugs by false pretenses.

Naomi Michelle McKinney was indicted for grand larceny and conspiracy to commit grand larceny.

Donny Lee Moore was indicted for two counts of shoplifting third offense.

Raymond Franklin Moore, Jr. was indicted for grand larceny.

Daniel Isaiah Osborne was indicted for statutory burglary.

Edgar Melvin Pauley, Jr. was indicted for possession of a Schedule II drug (methamphetamine).

Timothy Wayne Smith was indicted for possession of a firearm after being convicted of a felony.

Randy Reaves Snow was indicted for possession of a Schedule II drug (oxymorphone).

Julio Angel Torres was indicted for shoplifting third offense.

Dorothy Bowles White was indicted for one count each of forgery and uttering.

Patrick Wayne Cobler was indicted for possession of a Schedule I drug (methylone) with intent to district.

Matthew Isaiah Pruitt was indicted for two counts of credit card forgery.

Teresa R. Sigmon was indicted for one count each of furnishing a firearm to a felon and altering a serial number on a firearm.

Mark Steven Smith was indicted for grand larceny.

Emmett Ray Stephenson was indicted for possession of a firearm after being convicted of a violent felony.

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The Mistress of the Manor and I watched the Miss USA Pageant for a little while Sunday night before opting for reading a book and internet scrabble. Yes, really. Now, I will admit that the part of the pageant we did watch, I probably watched a little bit closer than my beloved of over 40 years so it didn’t take me long to tab the deserved winner – Miss South Carolina – but even I grew tired of the silliness of it all.

Let’s be honest, once the swimsuit competition is over, the pageant pretty much loses all its pizzazz, at least from the male perspective. I think women like the evening gown competition because of the beautiful dresses. Then there’s the intellect section where each young lovely is asked a profound question, such as “Do you prefer your boyfriend to wear boxers or briefs.” If the question is tougher than that, most of the contestants get glassy-eyed, twitch, struggle to answer coherently, and may even drool on themselves.

Who are we kidding here? Does anybody really care what any of the contestants have to say? Well, there might be a few, but, in reality, the question portion of the competition is just a ploy to make viewers believe the pageant is more than a beauty contest. Yes, a beauty pageant. Of course, the Miss America Pageant is more of the same.

Personally, I think we need to spice up these pageants with some different competitions. One I would suggest, if asked, is called the “Plain Jane” competition. Here, the contestants must appear before the judges and the viewing audience without any makeup or hair styling. That way, we can really see what they’re made of. Heck, even with tons of makeup, there are always a couple of girls who beg the question, “Is that the best Nevada can come up with?” There was one contestant Sunday night who looked like Marsha Brady after Bobby hit her in the face with a football.

I would still have the intellect competition, but I would alter it somewhat by having the contestants do shots for three solid hours prior to the pageant. Then I would ask them a question like, “Why is Soren Kierkegaard generally considered the first existentialist philosopher, and do you agree with his philosophy, why or why not?” and let the fun ensue.

Since I noticed Sunday night during a dance number that some of the girls were rhythmically challenged, I think we need a coordination competition. It would have two parts, one, the contestants would have to perform a modern dance, a pole is optional, and, two, they would have to walk the length of the stage in four-inch heels while carrying a tray full of drinks. However, to make this more interesting, once again I would have them do shots three solid hours prior to the show.

I would also have a car parking competition, the you can take that however you want, the do-I-pay-the-light-bill-or-buy-the-most-darling-shoes competition, and the how-best-to-get-out-of-a-traffic-ticket competition. These are all important things to know.

I think these changes would not only make the Miss USA and Miss America pageants more interesting, but give us all a better idea of the contestant’s abilities. I mean we don’t want just any girl representing this great country, we need to have someone who can handle herself in all situations, sober or drunk.

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A Rural Hall, N.C. man has been indicted with involuntary manslaughter in the May 25 traffic death of local tow truck driver Russell Nelson.

According to Carroll County Commonwealth’s Attorney Nathan H. Lyons, a Carroll County Grand Jury indicted Jesse Tang of involuntary manslaughter on Monday. An indictment is a formal charge, not a finding of guilt.

Nelson, 75, was killed the morning of May 25 after loading a disabled vehicle on the cab of his Russell’s Garage rollback truck. According to Lyons, Nelson had loaded the vehicle and was attempting to get into the cab of the rollback when he was struck by a vehicle on the shoulder of the road at the 5.5 mile marker of Interstate 77 North, just south of Fancy Gap, sometime before 9 a.m. that morning.

“The involuntary manslaughter indictment is based on driver inattentiveness,” Lyons said. “He was driving on the shoulder when he hit a pedestrian on the shoulder of the road.”

Also indicted Monday by a Carroll County Grand Jury were:

Brittany Nicole Balser was indicted for malicious wounding.

Toby Joe Barley was indicted for larceny third offense.

Tina Leigh Baumgardner was indicted for shoplifting third offense.

Carl Joseph Blahnik was indicted for possession of a firearm after being convicted of a violent felony.

Douglas Michael Bolen, Jr. was indicted for grand larceny.

Timothy Banks Brannock was indicted for five counts of grand larceny and one count each of destruction of property and eluding a law enforcement officer.

Michael Paul Brewer was indicted for two counts of malicious injury and one count of abduction.

Eric James Brinegar was indicted for one count each of possession of marijuana with intent to distribute more than five pounds, manufacture of marijuana, and possession of a firearm while possessing marijuana.

Jeremiah James Caudill was indicted for one count each of shoplifting and conspiracy to shoplifting.

William Randall Collins was indicted for bad check.

James Allen Cox was indicted for grand larceny.

Joey Allen Dalton, Sr. was indicted for one count each of possession of a firearm after being convicted of a violent felony, statutory burglary, and grand larceny.

Tonya Renee Francis was indicted for possession of a Schedule II drug (methamphetamine).

Wendy Leigh Frank was indicted for larceny third offense.

Kevin Heath Frazier was indicted for possession of a Schedule II drug (methamphetamine).

Richard Wilson Garrett was indicted for attempted capital murder, three counts of attempted malicious wounding of a law enforcement officer, and one count each of assault and battery on a police officer, attempted escape, escape, grand larceny, and eluding a law enforcement officer.

Kristin Danielle Heaton was indicted for grand larceny.

Jason Lee Hill was indicted for assault and battery against a family or household member.

Jerry Odell Johnson was indicted for possession of a firearm after being convicted of a felony.

Christopher Brandon Jones was indicted for one count each of statutory burglary, conspiracy to commit statutory burglary, grand larceny, and conspiracy to commit grand larceny.

Cleve Junior Lester was indicted for possession of a Schedule II drug (oxycodone) and obtaining drugs by false pretenses.

Naomi Michelle McKinney was indicted for grand larceny and conspiracy to commit grand larceny.

Donny Lee Moore was indicted for two counts of shoplifting third offense.

Raymond Franklin Moore, Jr. was indicted for grand larceny.

Daniel Isaiah Osborne was indicted for statutory burglary.

Edgar Melvin Pauley, Jr. was indicted for possession of a Schedule II drug (methamphetamine).

Timothy Wayne Smith was indicted for possession of a firearm after being convicted of a felony.

Randy Reaves Snow was indicted for possession of a Schedule II drug (oxymorphone).

Julio Angel Torres was indicted for shoplifting third offense.

Dorothy Bowles White was indicted for one count each of forgery and uttering.

Patrick Wayne Cobler was indicted for possession of a Schedule I drug (methylone) with intent to district.

Matthew Isaiah Pruitt was indicted for two counts of credit card forgery.

Teresa R. Sigmon was indicted for one count each of furnishing a firearm to a felon and altering a serial number on a firearm.

Mark Steven Smith was indicted for grand larceny.

Emmett Ray Stephenson was indicted for possession of a firearm after being convicted of a violent felony.

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The Mistress of the Manor and I watched the Miss USA Pageant for a little while Sunday night before opting for reading a book and internet scrabble. Yes, really. Now, I will admit that the part of the pageant we did watch, I probably watched a little bit closer than my beloved of over 40 years so it didn’t take me long to tab the deserved winner – Miss South Carolina – but even I grew tired of the silliness of it all.

Let’s be honest, once the swimsuit competition is over, the pageant pretty much loses all its pizzazz, at least from the male perspective. I think women like the evening gown competition because of the beautiful dresses. Then there’s the intellect section where each young lovely is asked a profound question, such as “Do you prefer your boyfriend to wear boxers or briefs.” If the question is tougher than that, most of the contestants get glassy-eyed, twitch, struggle to answer coherently, and may even drool on themselves.

Who are we kidding here? Does anybody really care what any of the contestants have to say? Well, there might be a few, but, in reality, the question portion of the competition is just a ploy to make viewers believe the pageant is more than a beauty contest. Yes, a beauty pageant. Of course, the Miss America Pageant is more of the same.

Personally, I think we need to spice up these pageants with some different competitions. One I would suggest, if asked, is called the “Plain Jane” competition. Here, the contestants must appear before the judges and the viewing audience without any makeup or hair styling. That way, we can really see what they’re made of. Heck, even with tons of makeup, there are always a couple of girls who beg the question, “Is that the best Nevada can come up with?” There was one contestant Sunday night who looked like Marsha Brady after Bobby hit her in the face with a football.

I would still have the intellect competition, but I would alter it somewhat by having the contestants do shots for three solid hours prior to the pageant. Then I would ask them a question like, “Why is Soren Kierkegaard generally considered the first existentialist philosopher, and do you agree with his philosophy, why or why not?” and let the fun ensue.

Since I noticed Sunday night during a dance number that some of the girls were rhythmically challenged, I think we need a coordination competition. It would have two parts, one, the contestants would have to perform a modern dance, a pole is optional, and, two, they would have to walk the length of the stage in four-inch heels while carrying a tray full of drinks. However, to make this more interesting, once again I would have them do shots three solid hours prior to the show.

I would also have a car parking competition, the you can take that however you want, the do-I-pay-the-light-bill-or-buy-the-most-darling-shoes competition, and the how-best-to-get-out-of-a-traffic-ticket competition. These are all important things to know.

I think these changes would not only make the Miss USA and Miss America pageants more interesting, but give us all a better idea of the contestant’s abilities. I mean we don’t want just any girl representing this great country, we need to have someone who can handle herself in all situations, sober or drunk.

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download June 18, 2013